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Vanity! I'm going crazy!
None to speak of ^

Posted on 03/19/2004 6:41:40 PM PST by ConservativeMan55

My "You've got mail" sign next to the my comments box has been lit up for two days straight! But I've had no mail!

Sure it makes me feel good as if I've gotten mail, but I haven't. Consequently I just have to keep checking it because otherwise I would never know if I got freepmailed!

Is anyone else having this problem?


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To: ConservativeMan55
Not within the past two weeks.

I'm stumped.

41 posted on 03/19/2004 6:51:32 PM PST by Stentor
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To: ConservativeMan55
A very dramatic and usually lengthy exit from FR. It usually consists of detailed accounting of various slights, mostly imaginary, and how the AM, SM and JR all have it in for the aggrieved.

Depending on the intensity, it can end with a "this account has been suspended or banned" but usually it is sort of "As God is my witness, I will never post here again!" (which reminds me of the song "everyone hates me, I am going to eat worms")


They are lots of fun and there are some great classics out there.
42 posted on 03/19/2004 6:51:37 PM PST by freedumb2003 (If your cat has babies in the oven you don't call them biscuits!)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Take 2 starburst, and call us in the morning.
43 posted on 03/19/2004 6:51:41 PM PST by nuconvert (CAUTION: I'm an acquaintance of someone labelled "an obstinate supporter of dangerous fantasies")
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To: TBall
I'm freeking nuts, but I don't feel the need to go out and tell everyone.

That's funny.....

44 posted on 03/19/2004 6:52:14 PM PST by bobbyd (Damn, I've been tagged.....)
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To: socal_parrot
This is one of those jokes people play on each other -- it's in the same category with squirting flowers and exploding cigars.

This joke works on machines running the Windows operating system because Windows happens to define certain keystrokes that work the same way in all applications. Just about everyone knows that Alt+Ctrl+Del interrupts the operating system, but most people don't know that Alt+F4 closes the current window. So if you had pressed Alt+F4 while playing a game, the game window would have closed.
45 posted on 03/19/2004 6:52:27 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: bobbyd
Different people are different kinds of nuts.

Some feel the need to mention it and some don't.

46 posted on 03/19/2004 6:53:11 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: isom35

47 posted on 03/19/2004 6:53:17 PM PST by freedumb2003 (If your cat has babies in the oven you don't call them biscuits!)
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To: MamaLucci
Thanks for the memories!
48 posted on 03/19/2004 6:53:18 PM PST by MaryFromMichigan (Insanity isn't so bad, once you get used to it)
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To: freedumb2003
LOL! I've seen those!
49 posted on 03/19/2004 6:53:39 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: freedumb2003
Bump for a true hottie!
50 posted on 03/19/2004 6:53:51 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Have your gums receded?
51 posted on 03/19/2004 6:55:03 PM PST by Marylander
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To: Stentor
Yeah..so you would think that I would be able to have it cleared!

52 posted on 03/19/2004 6:55:10 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: Marylander
My gums? That depends on the meaning of the word receded?

53 posted on 03/19/2004 6:55:39 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Hey! It's a slow night!
54 posted on 03/19/2004 6:55:43 PM PST by socal_parrot (It's not an argument, it's a contradiction!)
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To: ConservativeMan55
I never read it - I have no secrets.
55 posted on 03/19/2004 6:56:42 PM PST by Old Professer
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To: ConservativeMan55
Bumpity Bump Bump!

Lets all go out and jump!

Bumpity Bump Bump!

I've got mail today, and I've got mail tommorow

When I go to look for new mail there is nothing there!

And that brings me great sorrow!

Bumpity Bump Bump!

Twitch! Twitch!
56 posted on 03/19/2004 6:56:52 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: socal_parrot

Just because this thread needed him.

57 posted on 03/19/2004 6:57:20 PM PST by dogbyte12
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To: ConservativeMan55
Heh Heh Heh (dirty laugh) "You've got mail" is a funzy wunzy thingy that was ingeniously created by Geeks !!! ;-))

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58 posted on 03/19/2004 6:57:20 PM PST by GeekDejure ( LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!!)
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To: freedumb2003
I saw about fourteen versions of her little sister on the streets of Nogales. All cute.
59 posted on 03/19/2004 6:57:26 PM PST by Stentor
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To: socal_parrot
Exploding Cigars just aren't my thing.

I think Clinton ruined that whole joke.
60 posted on 03/19/2004 6:57:40 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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