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Vanity! I'm going crazy!
None to speak of ^

Posted on 03/19/2004 6:41:40 PM PST by ConservativeMan55

My "You've got mail" sign next to the my comments box has been lit up for two days straight! But I've had no mail!

Sure it makes me feel good as if I've gotten mail, but I haven't. Consequently I just have to keep checking it because otherwise I would never know if I got freepmailed!

Is anyone else having this problem?


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To: ConservativeMan55
Its all fixed now!

Just remember the needs of those that want to help you. Remember National Velvet.

161 posted on 03/19/2004 7:31:56 PM PST by Stentor
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To: ConservativeMan55
Is this contagious? Start sending out Freepmail, and see if you infect all of FR!

This is one of the funniest threads I have ever seen! I am literally laughing so hard I am crying!

GREAT JOB!
162 posted on 03/19/2004 7:32:16 PM PST by Pan_Yans Wife (Much of your pain is self-chosen. --- Kahlil Gibran)
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To: Neets
Sorry! I got pinged to one of those huge pictures!

So now..my "my comments" box is waaay over on the wrong side!

The more periods pushes it further down the page!
164 posted on 03/19/2004 7:32:45 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
HAHAHAHA...

And you think your mail problem was a pain in the ass.

HAHAHAH
165 posted on 03/19/2004 7:33:24 PM PST by Neets (“I now know Him in a more personal way than I have. It is as it was " Jim Caviezel)
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To: RandallFlagg
Most have already freepmailed me!

The problem is fixed..but its Jmstein's fault!

That bastard!
166 posted on 03/19/2004 7:33:46 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: LindaSOG
Heeeeeeelo Linda!
167 posted on 03/19/2004 7:34:15 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
ROTFLMAO!!
168 posted on 03/19/2004 7:34:25 PM PST by RandallFlagg (<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: Glenn
While you were sleeping!!
169 posted on 03/19/2004 7:34:40 PM PST by Neets (“I now know Him in a more personal way than I have. It is as it was " Jim Caviezel)
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To: RandallFlagg
Sad but true!
170 posted on 03/19/2004 7:34:45 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: RandallFlagg
I pinged him to this thread!

I want him to see what he caused!
171 posted on 03/19/2004 7:35:14 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55

How Can I Prevent Internet Electrocution?

Are you teaching your children about the dangers of the Internet? What steps are you taking to ensure your family is safe? It is important to be aware of the risks because the threat of Internet electrocution is more probable than you realize.

What most people don't realize is that the Internet runs on electricity. Every time a web page is sent to your computer, it uses several kilobytes of power. Just as we all know not to stick a fork into an electrical outlet, the same precautions should be applied when using the Internet.

Every year, thousands of computer users are shocked when they visit unprotected websites, and that shock isn't always from the content. To reduce the risk of Internet electrocution, it's critical that you learn some basic safety measures to guarantee that your web-surfing experience is a safe one.

1. Be Properly Grounded

Nothing can protect you from the Internet better than proper grounding. Most offices have protective rubber chair mats on the floor that will insulate you from the conductive nature of the Internet. Rubber mousepads, plastic keyboard membranes, and gel-filled wrist-rests also act as insulators, protecting you from nasty electrical Internet surges. To help reduce the threat of Internet electrocution, wear rubber boots and gloves, or remove yourself from the threat by using a cordless mouse & keyboard. Another good idea is to attach a grounding wire to your wrist, just like the professionals use. Try to avoid wearing tin-foil hats if possible, although that's just what the government wants you to do.

2. Upgrade Your Equipment

You shouldn't be using a computer built before 1997, as Internet electrical standards weren't regulated in the "early days." Older machines don't have the same capacity to handle Internet data, increasing the risk of electrical shock and death. This explains why most obsolete hardware is destined for landfills instead of electrically-unstable third-world countries. Most monitors built after 1996 are "energy safe", which means that they will not amplify the deadly voltage that flows through your Internet connection. And avoid using dangerous computers known as "SPARC" because that's exactly what they will do.

3. Choose Proper Hardware

With the prevalence of cheap foreign computer equipment, your imported computer hardware may have been built using different electrical safety standards. Those who build their own computer systems should be careful to make that all of their components are safety-approved, and should be wary not to install cheaper uncertified hardware. A $20 Korean hard-drive may be a steal, but it probably isn't worth losing your life over. If possible, purchase hardware components that are made from non-conductive metals, or even better, composite materials. And always make sure that your power supply is capable of absorbing the dangerous high-powered electrical bandwidth that will flow through your machine. Better yet, have a power user install your hardware for you.

4. Surge Protection

Surge protection is an important precaution when using your computer. But remember, a normal surge protector only protects you against the electricity from the outlets! To properly protect against nasty Internet power spikes, you should be using an ethernet surge protector, a component which buffers you from your machine using common RJ-45 connectors. You should be able to purchase an ethernet switch or router with built-in Internet surge protection, or you may choose to build a separate server that buffers the computer surfer against data packet power surges. Whatever you choose, ensure that the Internet surge-protecting hardware is capable of withstanding online electrical currents strong enough to cause brownouts and blackouts.

5. Proper Wiring

The best away to prevent Internet electrocution is to make sure you are using the right cables. Most ethernet cables nowadays are shielded, reducing the threat of deadly electrical discharges. While CAT-5 is the national standard, try to use a higher CAT, such as 6, 7, or 8. In fact, the higher the CAT, the better. While real cats have nine lives, you only have one, and it would be sad to see you lose it by using poor quality unshielded cabling.

6. Use A Certified Internet Service Provider

Most ISP's provide their own built-in surge protection, and have the capacity to absorb most excess electrical energy. But be careful, not all providers are certified, and many run the risk of electrocuting the end user. Ask if your provider has web filtering and load balancing, because those are key safety features employed by certified ISP's. Also, avoid the so-called "free providers" as they are usually deliver the Internet as is, and are a "use at your own risk" provider.

7. Don't Host An FTP Site

File Transfer Protocol (FTP) is a dangerous and unreliable part of the Internet. Everyday we hear about FTP hosts that run illegal MP3 filesharing servers getting"zapped", so you're better off just avoiding this risky area of the Net.

8. Avoid European Websites

In Europe most of the Internet is 220V, which is enough electricity to kill a charging yak. Because of conflicting Internet protocols, information exchange across the continents is incompatible, unreliable, and potentially dangerous. Most of the websites in Europe are written in foreign languages, so your need to visit them is probably limited. But if you must click on a European link, web sites such as Babelfish utilize servers that invert power streams to the more manageable 110V, safe for North American web surfers. However, caution is still urged whenever you choose to visit unstable French, Norwegian, or German websites, as their content is quite capable of frying you and your motherboard.

9. Use Linux

Linux is an operating system proven to be more stable than Windows or Mac OS. Linux is what you call an "open source" system, which means it acts like a lightning rod, absorbing hazardous electrical currents that flow through the Internet. While most computer users will not understand the intricacies of this operating system, they will feel much safer using it.

10. Install Monitoring Software

The key to safe surfing is to know when you're using too much power. Install programs such as ACDSee or WinAmp, utility software which will let you know when the flow of electricity to your web browser is getting to be too high. Windows also has a built-in utility that monitors your flow of electricity called Current Download.

These are just a few electrical precautions that every computer user should be aware of before they decide to surf the Internet. With a little bit of preparation and a lot of common sense, your Internet experience will be a safer one.

Snarfed from http://www.thetoque.net/040113/internetsafety.htm

172 posted on 03/19/2004 7:36:09 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Just to cheer you up I found you a theme song.

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something ?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh woh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad - oh dear !
Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad (I'm going slightly mad)
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad - oh dear !

Uh uh ah ah
Uh uh ah ah

I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear, how about you ?
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad !
Just very slightly mad !
And there you have it !
173 posted on 03/19/2004 7:37:16 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proudly out of step with the majority since 1973)
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To: Izzy Dunne
Nooooo!

I just did all that work to push that huge picture down the "my comments" page!

I'm almost done..and I get this!!!

YEHAHJAIJHAIJIOJODFJOIJDrgrbhgfcgvb
174 posted on 03/19/2004 7:37:25 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Time to start over...

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175 posted on 03/19/2004 7:38:16 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
bump!
176 posted on 03/19/2004 7:38:37 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Thanks for the song!

It was heartwarming!
177 posted on 03/19/2004 7:38:56 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: freedumb2003
If I ever go nuts and decide to post an opus, I will be sure to work on it for weeks.
178 posted on 03/19/2004 7:40:05 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.ArmorforCongress.com......................Send a Freeper to Congress!)
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To: GeronL
Welcome GeronL!
179 posted on 03/19/2004 7:40:19 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: TBall
You think it is funny that I'm nuts?

You're not nuts.....it's just that wife of yours has been pounding it into your head so long you are now believing it......Well thats what happenened to me atleast......oh wait a min......we huh....we were talking about you right?

180 posted on 03/19/2004 7:40:30 PM PST by bobbyd (Damn, I've been tagged.....)
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