[O.C. - Old Cracker]

[LongsforReagan]

Good lord, where was the barf alert on this one? What an elitist scumbag. This article couldnt have been more deferential. Kerry and his vitamin laced water, ENOUGH already!!!

[plain talk]

a waiting skier, John Norris, shouted: "Hey, John! What foreign leaders talked to you?"

Sounds like a freep to me.

[Redcoat LI]

"Snowboarding really keeps you in the now moment," said Mr. Riggins, who added that he was rooting for Mr. Kerry. "Maybe it'll give him a chance to not think about all that stuff"

He should learn how to water-ski,this is just beggining.

Enjoy your "now" moment Frenchy, you will shortly become a "was" politician.

[Fresh Wind]

Is this why he bought the jockstrap?

[BikePacker]

Who pays for his security?
Is it covered by the taxpayer because he's a senator?

Does the $$$ difference between congressional protection vs. candidacy protection picked up by the Party?

[TomGuy]

Weebles
"Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down"
By Tori Mask

When Hasbro aquired Romper Room Inc. in 1969 the Weebles were on their way to Toy History. The Romper Room Show itself began in 1954 and was syndicated or franchised across America until the early seventies, when Weebles toys hit the marketplace.

The genesis of these little toys that wobbled but never fell down was actually the Romper Room Punching Clown -- Weebles are tiny plastic versions of "bop-bags".

[kevkrom]

Mahathir Mohamad, former Malaysian prime minister ? "an avowed anti-Semite whose views are totally deplorable," Rand Beers, a foreign policy adviser, said in a statement.

And one of those views is that Kerry should be President of the U.S.

Game, set, and match.

[Constantine XIII]

Outdoor John

[guitfiddlist]

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

"Are you a Republican?! Well?! ARE YOU?!"

[Redcoat LI]

"I'm going tentatively, but prettily," she said, wearing tight black pants and a flaming red jacket."

I thinking of a few words to describe Therezaaaaaaaaa in tight black pants,pretty ain't one of them

Her flaming red jacket matches her flaming red Boy-Toy.

[lonerepubinma]

I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

Wow !! He appears to have graduated from the " Hillary lack of respect for the person who could save your sorry a__ school" I am waiting for the day when a member of the Secret service just beats the tar out of the bastards.

[tang-soo]

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

Nice way to refer to a man who is supposed to "take a bullet" for you Mr. Kerry.

[StriperSniper]

just in time to see Mr. Kerry taken out by one of the Secret Service men, who had inadvertently moved into his path, sending him into the snow. When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

Maybe he should hire Chelsea Clintoon to help him 'train his pigs' better, and maybe consult with her mother for additional vulgar language. :-/

[Cousin Eddie]

Unreal...the secret service agent is just doing his job and Kerry uses an expletive to describe the him?

[Cousin Eddie]

Unreal...the secret service agent is just doing his job and Kerry uses an expletive to describe the him?

[Semper Paratus]

What a Dork! He makes Tankman Dukakis look dignified.

[Colonel_Flagg]

"indoor John and outdoor John"

Well, last time I checked, an outdoor john was called an "outhouse". A nickname is born.

[jwalburg]

he has had to defend himself from the onslaught of attacks by President Bush and millions of dollars in negative advertising, while taking criticism for calling Republicans "crooked" and "lying"

Loved this ironic jab!

[Sloth]

he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

An expletive? F****** Jew B******?

[Kakaze]

" Several Democrats and Kerry aides said some of his missteps were a result of exhaustion "

So the riggers of campaigning have frazzled the man so much he can't rationally reply or remember his own core positions? This from the people closest to him?

Yeah this guys real presidential material.