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Dang butterfly flapping its wings is probably the real cause of this chain reaction. Created a minute breeze that moved a bug, attracting the attention of a bird, that flew over to check out the movement, scaring a mouse to scamper in the garden, catching the notice of a cat peering out the window, which jumped on the table to get a closer look, knocking off the hearing aid to under the couch.

When you're spinning 'round, things can come undone,
Welcome to earth, 3rd rock from the sun.

1 posted on 03/18/2004 12:31:42 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Dowdy added, "They loaded him into another ambulance and transported him" the rest of the way to the hospital, where he was given a historectomy.
2 posted on 03/18/2004 12:51:39 AM PST by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get)
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To: Diddle E. Squat
This fella should not buy any lotto tickets!
3 posted on 03/18/2004 12:57:54 AM PST by rottndog (woof!)
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1092808/posts
A Streetcar Named Disaster
The Houston Review ^ | March 7, 2004 | Phil Magness
The only people who like it, are those who don't have to ride on it. In Most cases they are also the same ones who benefit from the, (can you spell boondoggle children?) It would probably be cheaper to arrange that each of those 7000 daily riders be given a personal limosine.

4 posted on 03/18/2004 2:57:03 AM PST by backhoe (Just an old Keyboard Cowboy, ridin' the TrackBall into the Sunset...)
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