Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...if you would use arias/songs from operas and operettas,I'd know the melodies"

I'll haveta leave that to a more talented FReeper parodyist than myself...MUD

[nopardons]

Well...ya asked.LOL

How about a "parody" to "LINDY,THE EAGLE OF THE USA"?

[Mudboy Slim]

Here ya go, Ms. Akitas..."HTML Bootcamp!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"LINDY,THE EAGLE OF THE USA"

I need the original artist's name or band name, please...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Alrighttee, Ms. MoJo, can you spin yer magic on this offering?!

"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATS NOW!!!

Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's Kick A$$ on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see Left's RAPIST git what's coming...
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!

FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

33 posted on 03/22/2004 4:44:22 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[nopardons]

Oh gee...I wasn't even born,when that song was popular and you want me to tell you who did the record? LOL

[Luis Gonzalez]

In other words Mud, Bush never said that he would do that, but you would hold him to a promise that he never made, indeed that he never even suggested that he would.

How dishonest of you.

By the way, check your figures on Clinton, he was a fiscal conservative by any standard, and your criticism of Bush's spending is curious when you voted for Reagan twice, and Bush Sr...both of whom outspent Bush II...without having a war to deal with.

You want to concern yourself with your wallet now?

Go ahead, let command of our Armed Forces fall into the hands of an extreme leftist like Kerry, the man who's brought shame and dishonor to our troops by his actions because you don't like the way Bush is spending money.

Then pray to God that there is an America to worry about in the aftermath of a Kerry Commander In Chief.

[Luis Gonzalez]

"The only fiscal constraint Clinton ever exhibited was when it related to Military spending and investments in our intelligence agencies."

How unbelievably naive.

[Mudboy Slim]

"How unbelievably naive."

What other programs did SlickWillie cut?! Nuthin' but Military and intelligence agencies, I tell ya!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I wasn't even born when that song was popular and you want me to tell you who did the record?"

Yep...ask yer FRiends, somebody can figger it out...MUD

[nopardons]

MUD,it was recorded just after Lindberg made his historic flight.Banjo bands play it (which is how I know it)and I have no idea who originated it. That's like asking me who originated "Coney Island Washboard" or "Alabama Jubilee",for crying out loud.

[Mudboy Slim]

"In other words Mud, Bush never said that he would do that, but you would hold him to a promise that he never made, indeed that he never even suggested that he would. How dishonest of you."

Dihonest of me to give Dubyuh the benefit of the doubt and believe he was less like his Daddy and more like the Gipper?! You think my belief that someone in the DeptO'Justice would take the bulls by the horns and INDICT, CONVICT & IMPRISON 3-4 Score of Clintonoids was DISHONEST?!! SHEEEESH...you think wrong of mi, mi hermano...

"...your criticism of Bush's spending is curious when you voted for Reagan twice, and Bush Sr...both of whom outspent Bush II...without having a war to deal with."

BALDERDASH and Poppycock, Senor Gonzalez...did ya fergit the Cold War?! Reagan upp'd military spending dramatically in the 80's, and made actual, real, non-inflation-adjusted CUTS to domestic programs...a lot of them in fact. Dubyuh's done nothing of the sort.

"You want to concern yourself with your wallet now? Go ahead, let command of our Armed Forces fall into the hands of an extreme leftist like Kerry, the man who's brought shame and dishonor to our troops by his actions because you don't like the way Bush is spending money."

Well, after Dubyuh whups Kerry in a Landslide in November, perhaps you can swing back by and explain how my "concern with my wallet" has led to the Downfall of the American Dream, my FRiend...voting third party ain't exactly the end of the world.

"Then pray to God that there is an America to worry about in the aftermath of a Kerry Commander In Chief."

Heh heh heh...we've survived worse as a Country, but I agree, I'd rather not go through THAT again!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...who originated "Coney Island Washboard" or "Alabama Jubilee",for crying out loud"

I have no idea...Janis Joplin?! The dead?

MUD

[nopardons]

You're at least 4 decades off on the first and 6+ on the second.

Janis Joplin and The Dead,and Hendrix and Bobby Zimmerman/Dylan et al of their ilk,didn't start pop music and certainly aren't the be all and end all of it.

Are you just trying to be funny,or are you just unfamiliar with anything outside of your own era?I don't mean to sound harsh,MUD,but you really could use a dose of pop music history.:-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you just unfamiliar with anything outside of your own era?"

Truth be known, MY era was late-70's, early 80's...Led Zeppelin, Springsteen, the Who, the Stones, U2...I'm 41 in a coupla months.

FReegards...MUD

[nopardons]

And you don't really listen to much of anything else? Just Rock&Roll/pop music?

Well,each to his/her own.:-)

[Mudboy Slim]

Naww, I don't really like Pop, and I dig Country...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Naww, I don't really like Pop, and I dig Country...MUD

[nopardons]

Oh...I see.

Old " country " too, or just today's?

[Mudboy Slim]

The classics mostly...MUD