Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Already Gone!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")

Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day...
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put Slick on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!

'Cuz Slick's already bombed...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!

This Prez'dent fer whom RATS voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!"
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)

And Left's already done...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!

Willie know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power...
Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!

But me, I'm already gone!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz Slick's Already Gone!!

Yes, RATS're already gone...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATS're already done!!

Yes, Slick's already buggered...
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!

FReegards...MUD (12/29/2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

"When MUD Takes Slick Down!!"
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")

The King of the Blues...MudBoySlim!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!

Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.

When MUD comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!

(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)

RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"

Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)

When MUD comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!

(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)

I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right can't be nice as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(second solo by the BigMan)

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."

{c:fade}

MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick Willie's Bombed!!"
(To be sung to BB King's "The Thrill is Gone")

The thrill is gone,
Slick Willie's gone away!!
Yes, Bill is gone, Lib'rals,
Slick Murdered Ron Brown, he did!!
You Know Slick's Done US Wrong, Nation,
And it's High Time Slick Willie Paid!!

Yes, Bill, yer done,
Punk ain't gettin' 'way from me,
Right AIN'T Movin' On, Willie,
Yer shrill Medyuh can't help ya stay FRee!!
Although, RATS'll still live on,
It'll be without Slick Willie!!

(Nice guitar-pickin' by B.B.)

Yes, Willie's Gone...
Bill Clinton, he ain't no good!!
Oh, yes Bill has bombed babies,
Says killin' kids is good,
Someday, Slick knows chicks'll shun Slick charms, Ladies...
Just like all Righteous Men do!!

You know I FReep...FReepin' YOU, Willie!!
Right's FRee from yer spell,
Bill, we'll FReep...FReep Fer Justice!!
Right'll FReep you, RapistBill!!
Boy, you know that it's all over,
Slick, we're gonna FReep you straight to Hell!!

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (1/06/2003)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fateful Day in Richmond!!"

"A dozen or more Republican members of the Virginia House of Delegates are expected to capitulate to the pressure from Democratic Gov. Mark Warner and the Senate, and vote today for a two-year, $972 million package of sales and cigarette tax increases. Mr. Warner expects nearly all 37 Democratic delegates to support the tax increases and will likely need the votes of at least 15 of 61 House Republicans. It is no exaggeration to say that the House Republicans in Richmond will be casting one of the most important votes of their political careers. Those who vote for the tax package will doubtless win the (temporary) favor of Mr. Warner, liberal-leaning big business types, and the New York Times and Washington Post editorial boards. But, in doing so, these politicians will alienate many conservative- and libertarian-leaning voters, who have proven indispensable to the rise of the Virginia Republican Party over the past decade. The tax-increase package is bad politics and bad public policy. The House Republican leadership supports an alternative tax package — one that increases spending by more than 11 percent over the next two years, but without increases in general sales or income taxes. But that was not enough to satisfy Mr. Warner and Senate Finance Committee Chairman John Chichester, a Republican. While the package passed the Senate by a wide margin, today's House vote is expected to be much closer."

Old Dominion FReepers...make sure you let your Delegates know Virginny don't need NO NEW TAXES!!

FReegards...MUD

[Truth29]

I have written my delegate repeatedly. He seems to be holding the line, but he is not optimistic. He paints a picture of the Governor and the Senate willing to shut down the government if they don't get their way and a House not getting enough political support from the electorate to stand its ground. My district is pretty conservative so he will probably stand his ground, but he clearly would like not to be in this "bind."

[Mudboy Slim]

"He paints a picture of the Governor and the Senate willing to shut down the government if they don't get their way..."

We need to call their bluff!! Tell 'em to shut down government if they wanna, but we oughtta force 'em to take the tax hike to the people as a Referendum in November!!

"...and a House not getting enough political support from the electorate to stand its ground."

That's where we come in...NO NEW TAXES!!

FReegards...MUD

[Truth29]

Re calling their bluff - I agree. I told him that the voters should decide, and that he should not give in to a scheme to keep the issue from a popular vote. I also supported the proposal to pass a one year minimum services budget and send it to the Senate - that would force the Senate and the Governor to openly force a shutdown. He told me that the House had passed such a budget and sent it to the Senate, but no compromise so far in the Senate.

[Mudboy Slim]

So far it looks like the House is compromising and compromising, while the Senate and Warner haven't moved an inch...time to force their hand.

FReegards...MUD

[international american]

Good artice, thanks!

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada...the truth continues to trickle out.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"A Boy Named Sue"
(As song by Johnny Cash)

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue.'

Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue.'

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man that give me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me 'Sue.'

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: ÒMy name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!Ó

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down but, to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: ÒSon, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said good-bye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's that name that helped to make you strong.Ó

He said: 'Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you 'Sue'.'

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I come away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but sue! I still hate that name!

Pre...MUD

[international american]

Thanks for memory lane....ROTF!

[beachn4fun]

(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!) )

Mud, you are funny!

[GeorgeW23225]

Hey Mud!!

Glad to see you put my e mail to good use!!

Let's Roll!!

George

[stand watie]

!!!!!!!!

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

Howdy friends! Have you been watching the 9/11 panel this morning?
They have been so sweet(puke) so far this morning. I can't wait till the break is over. If they thought Rice was tough they have more to come!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Glad to see you put my e mail to good use!!"

That there was some TRUTH that needed spreadin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy, Ms. Akitas!!

"Have you been watching the 9/11 panel this morning? They have been so sweet(puke) so far this morning. I can't wait till the break is over. If they thought Rice was tough they have more to come!"

Nawwww...I'm cubically-impaired. Rush says that Louis Freeh dealt SlickWillie some damage, and that Reno's a pitiful ol' clueless DOLT!! LOL...some things never change. I hear Ashcroft's on the hotseat this afternoon...that gutless weenie will probably crack under the pressure that Dr. Rice laughed off!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

From "We Were Soldiers!!"
Lt. Col. Hal Moore...

"Look around you...
In the 7th Cavalry, we've got a Captain from Ukraine...another's from Puerto Rico. We've got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics....Cherokee Indians!!...Jews, Gentiles...ALL AMERICANS!!

Now, here in the States, some men--in this unit--may experience discrimination becuz of Race...or Creed...fer you and me now, ALL THAT IS GONE!!!

We're moving into the Valley of the Shadow of Death!!...where you will watch the back of the man next to yers...as he will watch yers...and you won't care what color he is or by what name he calls, "GOD"!!

They say we're leaving home...
We're going to what home was always supposed to be!! We are going into battle with a tough, determined ENEMY!! I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive...BUT THIS, I WILL SWEAR...

Before you and whoever you call "God", when we go into battle, I will be the FIRST to step on the field...and I will be the LAST to leave the field!! And I will Leave No Man Behind!!...Dead or Alive...We Will All Come Home Together!!

So Help Me"...MUD

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

Howdy Mud,
Yup Janet was quite pathetic. I almost felt sorry for her. She did manage to make make the dems look pretty bad on a couple slips though. I hope it sticks.
It amazes me that EVERYONE from the Bush administration have such bad memories. As I posted on another thread if we are to believe them it is as if they were all giving eachother shock treatments.
I hope you are wrong about Ashcroft because he could really help if he is prepared for them. I bet they won't be as nice either. LOL I almost expect him to go postal on someone one day.