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"When MUD Takes Slick Down!!"
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")

The King of the Blues...MudBoySlim!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!

Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.

When MUD comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!

(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)

RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"

Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)

When MUD comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!

(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)

I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right can't be nice as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(second solo by the BigMan)

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."

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MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!

Mudboy Slim

"Slick Willie's Bombed!!"
(To be sung to BB King's "The Thrill is Gone")

The thrill is gone,
Slick Willie's gone away!!
Yes, Bill is gone, Lib'rals,
Slick Murdered Ron Brown, he did!!
You Know Slick's Done US Wrong, Nation,
And it's High Time Slick Willie Paid!!

Yes, Bill, yer done,
Punk ain't gettin' 'way from me,
Right AIN'T Movin' On, Willie,
Yer shrill Medyuh can't help ya stay FRee!!
Although, RATS'll still live on,
It'll be without Slick Willie!!

(Nice guitar-pickin' by B.B.)

Yes, Willie's Gone...
Bill Clinton, he ain't no good!!
Oh, yes Bill has bombed babies,
Says killin' kids is good,
Someday, Slick knows chicks'll shun Slick charms, Ladies...
Just like all Righteous Men do!!

You know I FReep...FReepin' YOU, Willie!!
Right's FRee from yer spell,
Bill, we'll FReep...FReep Fer Justice!!
Right'll FReep you, RapistBill!!
Boy, you know that it's all over,
Slick, we're gonna FReep you straight to Hell!!

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (1/06/2003)