GAY MARRIAGE IS THE POWER AND THE GLORY
and is the key to reversing global climate change brought on by trapped greenhouse gasses. Lesbian Marriage is the life everlasting and will save the Spotted Owl. Change-a-luliah! As society slowly rises from the barbarism of the age of transnational commercialism, a time that historians will call the Dark Ages With Irony, an absurd time where large humans called celebrities advanced toward ordinary people like the heads on Easter Island secreted through wires and emerging on flickering glass walls; we are, despite all, now pulling ourselves up by our own sexual rainbow, letting the gasps and giggles of personal growth fall where they may, as we dress up and go down to City Hall. So, honey, here we are admitting publicly what we already do. We let what we are doing become officially acknowledged.