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"Please put me in your cabinet!
I can be the Secretary of Cornbread & Pot Liquor"
1 posted on
03/13/2004 2:03:24 PM PST by
Pokey78
To: Pokey78
I've never seen somebody who's prolonged his 15 minutes longer than old Cooter.
2 posted on
03/13/2004 2:09:04 PM PST by
sinkspur
(Adopt a dog or a cat from an animal shelter! It will save one life, and may save two.)
To: Pokey78
Wait, I've got it! With that face, you are a natural "Catfish." And it's alliterative: Catfish Kerry. Perfect. Nonsense, any true southerner will tell you 'catfish' belongs to Chelsea Clinton's father, Webster Hubble
But 'Buzzard' should work just fine for Kerry.
So9
To: Pokey78
Cooter managed 27% of the vote with he ran against Eric Cantor in 2002 (VA-7). A real political operator this guy is.
7 posted on
03/13/2004 3:28:16 PM PST by
Doohickey
("This is a hard and dirty war, but when it's over, nothing will ever be too difficult again.”)
To: Pokey78
Nice try Cooter. Are you Cooter Kennedy in disguise, Kerry's Senate buddy from South Boston? The good ole' boys from the south aren't going to forget that Kerry turned on his Vietnam buddies. Kerry says he can right off the south because the reality is that he has to right off the south. We ain't Fonda Kerry.
8 posted on
03/13/2004 3:32:35 PM PST by
detch
To: Pokey78
If you want to impress NASCAR folks, show up every Sunday afternoon wearing a Dale Earnhardt jacket. That's Dale Senior, not Junior. I'd love to see Kerry show up at a NASCAR race -- he'd get a really vocal reception, I'm sure.
To: Pokey78
And the cavalcade of Democrat insults to the South continues. The Democrats think Southern men are so stupid and shallow, you can win their vote just by wearing a NASCAR jacket. It's not the jacket,it's what's in the jacket. You can put a NASCAR jacket on an effete French looking sack and it'll still be an effete French looking sack,to modify that old Southern saying. Quiche Boy Kerry can kiss my grits.
To: Pokey78
I don't think "His Yankeeship" will do well down heah.
12 posted on
03/13/2004 10:45:23 PM PST by
oyez
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