[Servant of the 9]

Wait, I've got it! With that face, you are a natural "Catfish." And it's alliterative: Catfish Kerry. Perfect.

Nonsense, any true southerner will tell you 'catfish' belongs to Chelsea Clinton's father, Webster Hubble

But 'Buzzard' should work just fine for Kerry.

So9

[dixie sass]

OMG, he does look like a catfish!!!!