Tucker Carlson’s got a hankering for cankles (Hillary is his “guilty fantasy bedmate”)

NY Post ^ | 3/9/04 | Liz Smith

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TUCKER CARLSON, the bow-tied conservative of CNN's "Crossfire" chats with Elle magazine this month, on the subject of women and sex. Carlson says "One area of liberal phenomenon I support is female bi-sexuality - this apparent increased willingness of girls to bring along a friend. That's a pretty good thing."

[Semper Paratus]

Asked to choose between conservative talkers Laura Ingraham or Ann Coulter, Carlson believes "Laura would be less likely to hurt you. With Ann you could get bruised on the angles."

They're all more man than the Tuckmeister.

[JmyBryan]

Good stuff Tucker!

[BibChr]

Hunh. So Carlson turns out to be an immature, shallow idiot. Who knew?

Okay, I mean besides everybody.

Dan

[Bigg Red]

This is a joke, right?

[dirtboy]

Who is Carlson's guilty fantasy bedmate? "Hillary. Every time I see her I think I could, you know, help . . . She seems tense."

Few things in life leave me speechless. This is one of those...

[dead]

Well, good luck getting them to reciprocate your Neanderthal feeling, kid.

Is it even possible to be neanderthal and prissy at the same time?

[Fishface]

This is the guy that CNN has representing how we conservatives think.

[twigs]

Asked to choose between conservative talkers Laura Ingraham or Ann Coulter, Carlson believes "Laura would be less likely to hurt you. With Ann you could get bruised on the angles."

I suspect that with Ann, his ankles is the least part that he would need to worry about. Maybe Tucker needs Ann!

[what's up]

I'm sure Tucker's wife loves hearing him rant in public like this.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I also fantasize about Hillary. Sharing a jail cell with Martha Stewart.

I hope he is joking, otherwise he needs serious professional help and the mother of all eye tests.

[Seth1]

I think means angles. She is very angular.

[prion]

AAUUUUGGGGHHH! Now I have this mental image of Tucker Carlson wearing nothing but that idiot bowtie 'vigorously spanking' Hillary Clinton. Hurts hurts hurts.

[_Jim]

it is best not to argue with a woman. "Most of the time you can beat a woman in an argument. But what do you win? Nothing. ..."

Truely ...

[PeteFromMontana]

Are we sure this guy is a conservative? He sounds like a lib to me.

[Indie]

What a pompous and disgusting [hillary????????] a$$.

[clintonh8r]

Anything that offends Liz Smith is OK with me. Even this.

[Constitution Day]

I still say Tucker's bowtie is too tight.

[Zeroisanumber]

It must be a tongue-in-cheek interview. Funny stuff.

[Spruce]

Hillary?

There just isn't enough beer on this planet to make that happen.