Posted on 03/09/2004 3:19:11 AM PST by LaDivaLoca
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SALUTE!
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Good morning, LaDiva! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!
TROOPS!
Me for PREZ! VOTE !!!
Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team
now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen
for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals
promise not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard,
and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has
disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The
cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:
"Which of you idiots ate the developer?"
One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders,
managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now
YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working.
Chicagoland Weather
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Sunrise | 6:10 AM (CST) |
Sunset | 5:46 PM (CST) |
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COUNTDOWN TO OPENING DAY
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. Good morning to our
Military. And, our allies! Thank you for all you do. Thank you for doing what others refuse to do. Because of you the world is a safer place. Because of you, our children and grandchildren may one day travel without fear around the world. Because of you we are one step closer to Peace on Earth!
Before I have to get on with today's business, I leave you with my contribution to today's Humor Hour
One day, the president of the company came upon a young man who was expertly counting out a large wad of the firm's cash. The boss asked, "Where did you get your financial training, young man?" "Yale," the young man answered proudly. "Ah, a fellow Ivy Leaguer! What's your name?" "Yack Yackman."
(submitted by AJ Smargon in the Reader's Digest)
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Graphics and information from the Medal of Honor website.
SIS!
Look what I found in the latest issue of RD.....
"Somebody complimented me on my driving today, " Mojo told her friend. "I found a note on my windshield that read, 'Parking Fine.'" Did someone steal your story?
(names changed to protect those devoid of humor)
EG. How's it going today?
Good morning to you Mr. Tonk. A little something for you......
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