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Passionless dialogue [ABC's "Judas" is a goat -- don't bother]
World Magazine [Culture Beat] ^ | March 6, 2004 | Andrew Coffin

Posted on 03/04/2004 7:16:35 PM PST by Eala

On March 8, within two weeks of the release of The Passion of the Christ, ABC will air Judas, a made-for-TV movie about the disciple who betrayed Jesus. The latter film will not be served by its proximity to Mel Gibson's work. The effect is tempering: Those who hope the success of The Passion will produce more Hollywood movies examining the life of Christ should have second thoughts after watching the embarrassing Judas. Or, better yet, take the advice of WORLD and don't watch it.

If nothing else, Judas reveals Mel Gibson to be an artistic genius. The two films are a study in contrasts, but it's not worth dwelling on the comparison. Judas employs nearly every cliché that has become synonymous with bad biblical epics (and that Mr. Gibson sought to avoid), from bad hair to bad sets to really, really bad dialogue.

The movie purports to tell the back story of Judas, identified by ABC as "perhaps the most complex character in the Gospels." To do this, the script makes Judas central to almost every event in Christ's adult life. Judas wants an earthly king to overthrow the Romans, becoming a foil for Jesus, who has a more spiritual mission in mind.

Judas begins by stating that "the following film is an interpretative dramatization of Judas's relationship with Jesus." What exactly the film is interpreting is not clear, since it is most certainly not working from the Bible or accepted historic documents, except in rough outline.

Most of the dialogue hovers between the painfully funny and just plain painful. Judas first meets the Messiah after witnessing Jesus clearing the Temple of merchants. Judas, to Jesus, over a cup of wine: "You know, I have to tell you, I was very impressed with what you did at the Temple today." Jesus replies, somewhat chagrined and regretful, "Well, don't be. You know, I was trying to make a point and lost my temper. You can't change a man's heart by yelling at him, by humiliating him, by taking away his livelihood."

Later, Jesus asks Judas to handle His money, saying, "I'm no good with money. Whatever I have, I tend to lose." In another scene, Herod refers to John the Baptist as "a pain in the ass." It's enough to make one long for Aramaic.

The one interesting aspect of the production is that it works overtime to avoid the perceived anti-Semitism of a literal reading of the Gospels, creating a bizarre conspiracy scenario in which Pontius Pilate (Tim Matheson of Animal House fame) orchestrates the events leading up to the crucifixion in order to pin the blame for Christ's death on the Jews.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: abc; gibson; judas; melgibson; passionchrist; thepassion
This is admittedly a repost -- I did not see Caleb1411's prior post a day and a half ago until I did a search after receiving my copy of this (recommended) magazine before beginnig this post. That I missed it tells me others likely have also. If you saw the prior post, my apologies -- I'm trying to stay within the posted guidelines.
1 posted on 03/04/2004 7:16:36 PM PST by Eala
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To: Eala
a bizarre conspiracy scenario in which Pontius Pilate (Tim Matheson of Animal House fame) orchestrates the events leading up to the crucifixion in order to pin the blame for Christ's death on the Jews.

A politically correct cruci-fiction....

2 posted on 03/04/2004 7:22:36 PM PST by freebilly
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To: Eala
You know, I was trying to make a point and lost my temper.
Yeah. That sounds like the Lord of the Universe, The Word, the Ancient of Days, the firsborn of all creation.
3 posted on 03/04/2004 7:26:43 PM PST by Asclepius (karma vigilante)
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To: freebilly
A politically correct cruci-fiction....

LOL. Absolutely pricelss.

4 posted on 03/04/2004 7:41:22 PM PST by Maynerd
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To: Eala
Wasn't this Judas movie made a few years back and the network didn't show it at the time?
5 posted on 03/04/2004 7:45:31 PM PST by AD from SpringBay (We have the government we allow and deserve.)
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"You can't change a man's heart by yelling at him, by humiliating him, by taking away his livelihood comrade"
6 posted on 03/04/2004 7:56:59 PM PST by Stars N Stripes (My baloney has a first name, it's h o m e r, my baloney has a second name it's h o m e r .......)
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To: Eala
Oh, so it's a comedy?
7 posted on 03/04/2004 8:19:02 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: freebilly
a bizarre conspiracy scenario in which Pontius Pilate (Tim Matheson of Animal House fame) orchestrates the events leading up to the crucifixion in order to pin the blame for Christ's death on the Jews.

I am shocked by this film's negative depiction of Italians. This movie will no doubt stir up irrational hatred against Italians in all impressionable right-wing Christians. We will see an epidemic of violence of unprecedented proportions against Italians nationwide!

8 posted on 03/04/2004 8:34:45 PM PST by ahayes
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The Gospels according to Hollywood!! Sign me UP and get the popcorn ready! Now we will know what the Bible was trying to tell us!
9 posted on 03/04/2004 8:43:11 PM PST by whereasandsoforth (tagged for migratory purposes only)
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To: Eala
This sounds as ridiculous as that horrible think financed by Eunice Shriver about four years ago: "Mary, Mother of God, Strong, Powerful Woman," or whatever it was called. It showed Mary telling Jesus as a child all the parables he would later use to teach in his public life. It even had a line: "I'm just trying to teach them what you taught me."

It was ludicrous and blasphemous. Naturally, since it was cooked up by America's premier pseudo-Catholic baby-killers, with the advice of a Georgetown University Jesuit.

10 posted on 03/04/2004 8:43:45 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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Yeah. That sounds like the Lord of the Universe, The Word, the Ancient of Days, the firsborn of all creation.

Sounds like God according to CBS and Hallmark "You know I'm perfect, but I make mistake.."

11 posted on 03/04/2004 8:48:40 PM PST by Naspino (HTTP://NASPINO.COM)
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