Jody, Every Soldier's friend.(Humor)

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[Little Bill]

When I was a young trooper, there was a person that we were all aquainted with,his name was Jody. Jody moved in with our girl friends, ate steak, smoked our cigars, wrecked our car, drank our booze, and spent our allotment check.

Jody seems to be an Army thing, the Germans have Billibob, the Frogs have the white flag, the Air Force their Mothers, the Marines their Right Hands, and the Navy each other.

Jody goes back, in Army tradition, at least a hundred and Fifiy years, Who is Jody? Does he look like John F'n Kerry, the black guys in my Units seemed to have have a Jody problem more than, say, those, Polish,from Pittsburg, who is Jody?

[Little Bill]

"What is Naval Tradition," Stated the First Lord Churchill, "Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.

[AreaMan]

AND the Navy didn't Have each other" BTW...We "HAD" Doggies

Actually, now that there are chicks on almost all the boats, the Navy can (and frequently does) have each other.

But that is a different issue.

[bethelgrad]

That's hilarious! I didn't know it was an Army thing. We talked about 'ol Jody all the time in the Marines. Ha! Good ol Jody's taking out Suzie while we're in the field.

[Dionysius]

Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's got your sister, too.

[nobody_knows]

"What is Naval Tradition," Stated the First Lord Churchill, "Rum, Sodomy and the Lash."

Yup!! Drink the rum, and then take the lash to ,and sodomize some doggies! :-)

[bethelgrad]

"Marines were always famious for the solitary sin"


Yes sir. My first week in the field with A Co 1/1 we had a class field masturbation.

[bethelgrad]

"Marines were always famious for the solitary sin"


Yes sir. My first week in the field with A Co 1/1 we had a class on field masturbation.

[nobody_knows]

"Actually, now that there are chicks on almost all the boats, the Navy can (and frequently does) have each other."

Served during the wrong time....damn!

[nobody_knows]

"Yes sir. My first week in the field with A Co 1/1 we had a class on field masturbation."

Is that kinda like field stripping a cigarette?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Don't forget, her name was Suzie Rottencrotch.

[Little Bill]

My cousin Susan was a BAM, and she found Jesus and a Husband in the Crotch, she is a looker but a pain.

Painted on the ceiling of the Womans Barracks at PI, "Pain is good, More Pain is better", if you want soft don't marry a BAM.

[cynicom]

The DI said Jody was home when I LEFT....I hated Jody.

[Little Bill]

My cousin Joe was with 1/1 in '66, good outfit.

[Little Bill]

Ping, Where James Jones when you need him?

[Little Bill]

What was that thing about Iron ships and plyable woman, I am confused

Infantry Foreword.

[Jimmy Valentine]

"Ain't no use in looking down, Ain't no discharge on the ground" "Ain't no use in lookin' back, Jody's got your Cadillac."

Good old song to march to.

Regards,

[mjbowers]

You serious?

[Feckless]

Jody was home when you left
(Answer) You're Right! (on the right foot)
Jody's in your home
On your telephone
All the kids you got
Callin' Jody "Pop"
Jody was home when you left
(Answer) You're Right!

[68skylark]

That's a good link. I had no idea that the modern cadence calls only go back to 1944. They seem like such an ingrained part of Army life I would have guessed the basic songs go back hundreds of years, if not more.

[Little Bill]

Suzie Rottencrotch, she ain't going to be home, when you drag your sorry ass back from Nam, in the unlikely event that you don't get your dumb ass killed, and judging from your proformance that is the was it is going to be.

Uncle Sugar is going to give Suzi $10,000 and she and Jody................fill in the ending. Black DI's had the best command of Language.