DFU SONG: Thank You for Being a Friend (terrorists sing to John Kerry)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://members.tripod.com/~MarvTx/midi3.html

MIDI - THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND

Thank you for being our friend
Now the War on Terror finally may end
All terrorists want John Kerry as president

We all will count on you
We have no doubt you'll be coming through
The votes you've cast make it really quite evident

All of those awful weapons...you did your very best to stop
When Congress votes for body armor, we are sure that a veto bomb you'll drop

Thank you for being our friend
We cannot win this without you...George Dubya certainly has nailed us
There is no use to pretend

Thank you for being our friend
Now the War on Terror finally may end
All terrorists want John Kerry for president

We all will count on you
We have no doubt you'll be coming through
The votes you've cast make it really quite evident

All of those awful weapons...you did your very best to stop
When Congress votes for body armor, we are sure that a veto bomb you'll drop

Thank you for being our friend
We need a weak-kneed commander...a Northeast lib is just so perfect
We're gonna kick your rear end

Thanks for being our friend

We're gonna win...we will prevail
With you in charge, we cannot fail...oh no
So you will see, oh Ketchup Boy
We'll treat you like a little toy

Thank you for being our friend

[weegee]

EVERYBODY SING ALONG!!!

[Rome2000]

I hate the "Golden Girls" more than I hate Democrats.

And that sappy song is just the tip of the iceberg.

[doug from upland]

How is it possible to hate anything more than DemocRATS?

[weegee]

Kerry has this ditty for the terrorists...
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When you're scared and worried
That Uncle Sam is out for you
And you're itching, itching for a fight
Close your eyes and think of me
Cause we won't go there
So brighten up even the darkest night

(BOOM)

You just curse out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll bury my head in the sand
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you won't ever have to call
I won't be there
You've got a friend

No planes above you
The troops can come on home
I'll fly a French made white flag
It's alright if you scream out loud
The giant's gone back to sleeping
Your scientists can go back to work

You just curse out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll bury my head in the sand
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you won't ever have to call
I won't be there
You've got a friend

Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend
With so many infidels
And so little time
I'm not worried you'll shame me
I'll just blame X-43

You just curse out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll bury my head in the sand
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you won't ever have to call
I won't be there
You've got a friend

[doug from upland]

ping

[doug from upland]

I didn't make it up -- KERRY WILL ABANDON WAR ON TERROR

[weegee]

(singing) "Tiptoe 'round our enemies, with meeeeeeee"

[weegee]

Negotiating with terrorists. What will the DimRats think of next? Selling arms technology to the Chinese Communists?