[Petronski]

The deceased was returning home from a dinner party at Stewart's home, where the menu included a wonderful stew made with Japanese Fugu pufferfish and Martha's special wild mushrooms.

[nuconvert]

LoL.

[Made In The USA]

Upon finding the body Martha quickly reacted to the tragedy by getting out her hot glue gun and festooning the corpse with a frilly tassle. Taking it a step further, Martha retrieved two small semi-precious stones from her backyard, polished them to a shiny lustre, and used them to keep the decedents eyelids shut. Still not fully content, Martha then stenciled the body bag with decorative "Rest In Peace" calligrapy.