To: Petronski
Upon finding the body Martha quickly reacted to the tragedy by getting out her hot glue gun and festooning the corpse with a frilly tassle. Taking it a step further, Martha retrieved two small semi-precious stones from her backyard, polished them to a shiny lustre, and used them to keep the decedents eyelids shut. Still not fully content, Martha then stenciled the body bag with decorative "Rest In Peace" calligrapy.
To: Made In The USA
LOL!!!
47 posted on
02/26/2004 9:47:43 AM PST by
b4its2late
(A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.)
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