Jesus Was Black, Not White, Group Says

CNSNEWS.com ^ | 2/24/04 | Melanie Hunter

[yonif]

I knew it. I was telling my friend the other day that this was going to happen. Then again, this was not a very hard prediction to make.

[per loin]

The powers of evil gather together against this film.

[KQQL]

Jesus MAMA Mary being Jewish,,,,,it's good bet Jesus was
Olive complex.....but not black or fair skin while on earth..

And since most people in middle east area are considered white, then technicaly Jesus was white;

[cyborg]

Rev 1:
14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.


Of course this does not indicate anything in the way of race or whatever. This is what is usually quoted to prove Jesus was black, but it doesn't prove he's white either. Bethlehem was a major trading area to begin with with people from all over that part of the world passing through.

[woofie]

I abit bit hetitant to post this but this is Kinky talkin not me

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This next one is off our new ABC-Dunghill album, it-a, it’s a song we’re gonna send out to all niggers, Jews, and Sigma Nus out there tonight now, and when the Jews take over the world we’re gonna reduce the speed limit to 54 95, always like to mention that. This tune’s for you right now, this is one that I believe I begin myself, right ?


They Ain’t Makin’ Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
(Kinky Friedman)

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin’ Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
“They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one,
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God’s only son.”
I said, “Has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that’s not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ!”
“You know, you don’t look Jewish,” he said, “near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.”

No, they ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don’t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin’ and spittin’ on the floor,
Lord, they ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore.

He says, “I ain’t a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don’t need,
And them niggers, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops ‘n micks ‘n slopes ‘n spics ‘n spooks are on my list —
And there’s one little hebe from the heart of Texas — is there anyone I missed ?”

The Albinos !!

Oh oh, now, thank you, man, all right!

Thank you.

You’re welcome!

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, “I’m gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin’ that pack of lies.
If there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said ’bout Aristitle Onassis.”

No, they ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don’t turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor,
Lord, they ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore.
Wichita!

No, they ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore,
They ain’t making carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin’ as I strolled right out the door
Lord ..........
Panama, help him out in his place!
Hmm, they ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore.

Thank you very much.

We are selling these little ball-point pens this evening. Er, if you want one of these buggers please send a ... now these are autographed by ol’ Kinky hisself. If you want one they go for 9.95, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Ball-point Pen care of ABC-Dunghill Records, Hollywood, California, 902403, remember this California, 902403, remember this California, 902403.

Thank you, you’re a good little church worker, thank you.

You’re welcome!

We’re gonna feature Wichita on one of my favorite tunes now, I’ve always enjoyed this one enormously. Which one do you wanna do now, Wichita ? It’s called ’Cherokee Shuffle’, all right, take it away boychick, take it away!.

[MacDorcha]

i always figured something along the lines of:

Jesus is the Son of God. God created US in His image. God looks like ALL of us. Jesus had mauve polka-dots for all we know.

only question is... what colour is mauve? im male... it eludes me.

[Qwinn]

Huh? How could that quote be construed to prove that he was black? Because of brass feet? It also says he had a white "head" and "hairs". Now if someone can tell me how a head can be white when you've already accounted for the hair without the -skin- being white........

Man. Talk about a -stretch-.

Qwinn

[cyborg]

What point are you trying to make?

[jokar]

Your comments are inappropriate for this thread and I don't think they are in keeping with the level of discourse expected on this site.

[ETERNAL WARMING]

Not that it would matter if He was black, but I find it hard to believe when His lineage is clearly stated in the scriptures.

[MacDorcha]

side-note:

a random epiphany.... you will never find a Black Panther with an African accent.

[KangarooJacqui]

Jesus was pale green with purple spots... /sarcasm

WHO CARES, this is just another excuse for some lunatic fringe group to get attention. *Yawn*

[woofie]

I cant say it any better than Kinky ...

[cyborg]

That's what I used to ask these people. Then I'd ask exactly how would Jesus being black, change the life of any black person living in America today? More than that, did they read the rest of the gospels and NT as well... ((((crickets))) is usually the response.

[cyborg]

yep

[Prime Choice]

I couldn't give a good rip if Jesus of Nazareth was red, white, black or blue. His melanin count is irrelevant. His message is what mattered.

Anyone who focuses on the Son of God's pigmentation rather than His message is either a fool or an apostate.

[cyborg]

That's a real song?

[KangarooJacqui]

LOL... see my post #72. I think you said it better, though.

[wai-ming]

We get our genes from both parents, not just the mother.

Jesus was male. (I know, I know that is under dispute from the liberals and feminists too.) If he had DNA, he would have had a Y chromosome. That didn't come from Mary. Whom did he inherit it from? Could he not have received other physical features from the same source (his father)?

[Diddle E. Squat]

Poor Mel was forced to use his second choice to play Jesus, since Sammy Davis, Jr. is now dead...