To: StillProud2BeFree
An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the diplomat.
"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul,
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"A man is sitting on the well!"
1,320 posted on
02/27/2004 3:46:13 PM PST by
Revel
To: Revel
ROFLMAO!!!
1,323 posted on
02/27/2004 3:55:41 PM PST by
thecabal
("Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Ruskies." --Major T. J. Kong)
To: Revel
LOL!
1,337 posted on
02/27/2004 5:03:16 PM PST by
Cindy
To: Revel
ROTFL!!! How precious!!!!
1,358 posted on
02/27/2004 5:51:39 PM PST by
MamaDearest
(If you could tell a terrorist, you couldn't tell him much!)
To: Revel
LOL!!!
1,380 posted on
02/27/2004 6:52:59 PM PST by
FairOpinion
("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our country." --- G. W. Bush)
To: Revel
LOLLOLLOL!!!
1,452 posted on
02/28/2004 4:42:45 AM PST by
JustPiper
(The fly cannot be driven away by getting angry at it)
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