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To: upchuck
GREETINgS TO YOU FROM

Balix Manxgaba, group director of Auction Alliance in South Africa.

A business confidant of mine has forwarded your name to me as someone who can be highly trusted in delicate matters. Recently a Mr. Lawng Johnson of your country was used as government advisor to our birth control and center for disease control as a foreign VD control officer. Alas, Mr. Johnson seems to have been, as you Americans say, Whacked.

Thus his position has fallen, to me to discretely dispose of the of a rather large quantity of procreation prevention devices. Naturally, this matter should be handled with care. Not wishing to be jerked around I am soliciting your assistance to spirit these devices out of my country before the government can lay their hands on them.

I must inform you, there is stiff competition for these devices as any in-depth analysis of the situaiton would readily reveal.

Should an upstanding person such as yourself be interested in assisting me in the this endeavor please reply in strictest confidence at your earlist convenience.

5 posted on 02/23/2004 4:45:57 PM PST by N. Theknow (John Kerry is nothing more than Ted Kennedy without a dead girl in the car.)
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To: N. Theknow
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6 posted on 02/23/2004 6:44:10 PM PST by cyborg
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