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Condoms and submarines? This is too funny to be true!!
1 posted on 02/23/2004 4:30:39 PM PST by upchuck
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To: upchuck
The condom factory was built as a joint venture as part of a complex arms purchase deal

Some heat-seeking moisture missiles seemed to have fit in the weapons purchase plan, somehow. Or, maybe Gloria Allred was right, they are all weapons.

2 posted on 02/23/2004 4:34:03 PM PST by coloradan (Hence, etc.)
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To: upchuck
Gradeschool joke:

"What is long, round and filled with seamen?"

[a submarine]




Condom joke:

"Did you know they started making condoms with a serial number printed on the unrolled end?"

"No."

"Oh, you don't have to unroll yours all the way?"
3 posted on 02/23/2004 4:35:53 PM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: upchuck
Flavors? FLAVORS!?
4 posted on 02/23/2004 4:45:02 PM PST by GiveEmDubya
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To: upchuck
GREETINgS TO YOU FROM

Balix Manxgaba, group director of Auction Alliance in South Africa.

A business confidant of mine has forwarded your name to me as someone who can be highly trusted in delicate matters. Recently a Mr. Lawng Johnson of your country was used as government advisor to our birth control and center for disease control as a foreign VD control officer. Alas, Mr. Johnson seems to have been, as you Americans say, Whacked.

Thus his position has fallen, to me to discretely dispose of the of a rather large quantity of procreation prevention devices. Naturally, this matter should be handled with care. Not wishing to be jerked around I am soliciting your assistance to spirit these devices out of my country before the government can lay their hands on them.

I must inform you, there is stiff competition for these devices as any in-depth analysis of the situaiton would readily reveal.

Should an upstanding person such as yourself be interested in assisting me in the this endeavor please reply in strictest confidence at your earlist convenience.

5 posted on 02/23/2004 4:45:57 PM PST by N. Theknow (John Kerry is nothing more than Ted Kennedy without a dead girl in the car.)
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You guys are a hoot! And, as usual, your comments are better than the article. Thanx for your participation!
7 posted on 02/23/2004 7:49:18 PM PST by upchuck (Ta-ray-za now gets to execute her "maiming of choice." I'm hoping for eye gouging, how 'bout you?)
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To: upchuck
I hear they're going to turn the factory into condominiums...
8 posted on 02/24/2004 11:05:18 AM PST by talleyman (E=mc2 (before taxes))
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To: upchuck
the condom factory itself will be up for sale next month

Sad. A fully erected factory, but the workers were stiffed. Musta been hard on them to get laid off. Did any investors get the shaft as well? Recovering any deposits spent in inventory will be messy.

9 posted on 02/24/2004 11:43:02 AM PST by Stultis
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