Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
Well, I give you credit for at least being pro-life! Hope you have a nice evening, my friend.
The Sultan
Ooooh Boy! Every story I've related on this here forum, outside of some minor alterations in the interests of brevity, are very nearly true. Musta been the tarantula thing I guess.
FGS
Thanks. More comfortable than a tux ;^)
...how did you get Dunya to stand still?
Heck; nailed his boot to the floor!
FGS
LOL...MurryMom's a Clinton-loving, Lib'ral Big Guv'ment DemonRAT stooge...MUD
We're gettin' there...MUD
Yep
Yup...MUD
Hoo's that?
One of my favorite song writers.
FReegards...MUD
Ahh. Ya did the old "right-mouse-click" routine!
No I didn't...I just guessed. However, now that I have done the right-click thingee, I see that my guess was correct...MUD
Have you heard the moveon.org ads on WRVA this week??
Not yet onb 1140, but I heard one on Hannity...MUD
Every time they aired one on the Jimmy Barrett program in the morning, the phone at WRVA was inundated with calls to stop airing the ads. Barrett explained that WRVA had to accept and play the ads; it's a freedom of speech issue. He said he personally hated the ads and if he owned Progressive Auto Insurance he would immediately cancel his policy. (Progressive is ownwd by George Soros.)
Please save me 888. I have a doozy of a pithy poat to make!
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