Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Cowman]

Did you hear what Kerry said when someone asked him what he thought about homosexual marriage?

He answered with a question; "How much money does he have?"

[sultan88]

Second stanza, second line - put an "an" before "ass".

[Mudboy Slim]

Es perfecto, mi hermana...muchas gracias!!

FReegards...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Ketchup and "an" added

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...if Slick Willie keeps getting these astronomical speaking fees, he's gonna get up in a tax bracket where he might start lookin' good to John "The Gigolo" Kerry!!

FReegards, Cow...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...those that disagree, want our mailing addresses so they can tell if we are in their district before they answer??"

As if other Virginian's opinions don't matter...these folks who're supporting these astronomical tax hikes are sweating bullets!! Let's pour it on!!

FReegards...MUD

[international american]

They come in handy. Hang on to them.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I ran out of vowels the other day. Made posting difficult. I had to buy some more.

CG

[Diva Betsy Ross]

De nada.

Have a fun night.. s88 -I will stop by later and drop off that tune for you.

[sultan88]

Bless you, sweet Betsy!

[international american]

Mention CCC and buy vowels at dead wholesale!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I got them from India. Cheap!

CG

[international american]

I sell you gladly 500 C's for under the cost of cost, with no attached strings.

Dumbfoundedly yours,

I Singh A

[Conspiracy Guy]

You sold me 50,000 of each letter for the cost of 1 of each.

Got to run.

Later

CG

[sultan88]

Test Ping

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hello there! I found it! Do you know how to save it so you have it forever?

If not freepmail me and I will go over it with you. It is very easy!

ENJOY!

JOEY POWERS-MIDNIGHT MARY

[sultan88]

Thanks for the song and the tip, Betsy!

[sultan88]

My delegate, Fenton Bland, doesn't even have an e-mail address apparently. What a moroon he is! And you notice in the report card Flora passed out today, he scored a whopping 13. Naturally he supports more taxes.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Yeah! I am glad to hear it worked!

[Flora McDonald]

HEY GEORGE W! SULTAN88 IS PINGIN' YA!