Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Flora McDonald]

See ya then!

[P8riot]

Nah, she drives a Chevy, I drive a Titleist about 250 yds.

[P8riot]

Cute MUD. Here's one I just got from my old High School sweetie:

A guy goes to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. The dentist tells him "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw". The man moans and says he is afraid of needles. The dentist says he will give him gas to knock him out and the man says he's allergic to gas. The dentist thinks a minute and leaves and returns with a couple pills. The man asks him "what are these for?". The dentist replies "they are viagra pills. They won't help the pain but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth".

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks Diva, fer the LINK to Otis Redding's Original Tune!! (poat #551)

FReegards...MUD

BTW...check this out, Sultan...and see you later this morning.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...but what're you doin' still hangin' out with yer high school sweetie?! Unless, like my parents, you married her.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey there, VA FReepers!!

Please help keep the GOP the LOW TAX PARTY! The Virginia General Assembly is in session and we are urging everyone to e-mail the following targeted list (yes, it's a long list) and tell them to oppose tax increases TODAY!

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Help introduce the Virginia State Legislature to the Power of FReep!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"Nah, she drives a Chevy..."

And a good woman she is, too.

"I drive a Titleist about 250 yds."

Great schtick, Peight.
But don't quite your day job, OK? :o)

...you'd drive us all crazy. {g}

[Mudboy Slim]

We Remember

We saw the look upon his face,
Through whispers he was told.
We knew he felt just what we felt,
We wouldn’t sit here cold.
We knew this time that we would act,
And not just turn our head.
This time we’d go and we’d go big,
We wouldn’t bomb some shed.
He called them faceless cowards,
He vowed we’ll hunt them down.
We watched as he spoke to us all,
Sincerely, not some clown.
His eyes assured us he’d not rest,
Until they paid the price.
Yes we’d turn over every stone,
Until they were on ice.
He warned the battle would be long,
That many would forget.
That some would say, let’s just move on,
Not him, his mind was set.
We backed him then, we back him now,
The fight must still go on.
We can’t back down, we can’t let up,
Until the threat is gone.
God Bless our troops as on they fight,
Each day for them we pray.
We thank them all, for all they do,
“They are the best”, we say.
We will support our President,
He’s proven he will stand.
We’ll vote for Bush this coming fall,
We will protect this land.

Conspiracy Guy 3/5/4

[Landru]

BTW, that's a great joke; but, I like Mud, have some serious questions for you concerning said HS sweety, eh?

Of course you may always plead the 5th & we'd drop the whole thing right there.
But let me warn you if you do take the 5th, there'll be talk!

And while we're on the subject of Viagra?
I gotta tell you I tried one 10 days, ago over the weekend, but the damned thing got stuck in my throat!

...have had a stiff neck ever since.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks again.

CG

[Mudboy Slim]

"{g}"

Just fer future reference, does that stand fer "giggle", "guffaw", or "grin"?!

FReegards...MUD

FWIW...I can't really see you gigglin'...8^D!!

[Landru]

Usually I put it there to mean "grin"(ning).

But for some people I want it to mean something completely different.

Like for instance with you?

...think "gomer". :o) + {g}

[Mudboy Slim]

Well, gaaahhhhh-lee...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Exposed

The liberal will give you a handout
Conservatives, a helping hand
Liberals think you’re just a lout,
a pebble in the shifting sand

They’ll give you a monthly check
just give them your vote
for a few pieces of gold
your dignity has been sold

Liberals want generations
of people on the dole
they want a nation
which has no Soul

We say, we’re born to be free
liberals say, not you, just me
they will provide “security”
but, you must give up liberty

Liberals don’t want God in schools
they give us government tools
propagandizing our children into fools
“teaching” them to “ feel”, not think
placing this nation on the brink

They are in for a surprise
the beast they idolize,
the one they admire
will be cast into the Lake of Fire,
the culmination of Yahweh’s ire

Now don’t get me wrong,
conservatives have gone along,
we’ve made many mistakes
we’re willing to admit
at times we didn’t get it

If there’s one weakness we have,
we accept speeches as salve,
wanting to believe
what we’re told by thieves

They speak of the Lord
striking a chord,
for those of us who believe,
accepting the deceit they weave

It’s time we woke up
no longer drink from their cup
nor let them use us anymore
these political whores

Matters not the label they wear
they don’t really care
they just want us to be there
to vote them in
to continue their corruption
without interruption

Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
August 4, 2002

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick's DemonRATS"
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we haunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our money fightin' 'gainst what's Right!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DumbOl'RATS!!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
EX-Prez'dent just oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
INDICT the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!

Now some folks say we're too BOLD...
We should "show more class."
Some folks say we're too cold...
Well, Left can kiss my A$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

Yip yip yip YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWWWW...MUD

[P8riot]

She lives in Phoenix and has four grandkids. LOL!

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Rest of the Kerry Testimony Transcript"

"John Kerry launched his political career by parroting KGB propaganda and Vietcong talking points while representing a protest financed by the very same Democratic leadership that invited him to speak. In the process he exaggerated and encouraged mutiny among the troops still fighting overseas, trivialized the real risk of a communist genocide after America's withdrawal, and smeared the U.S. military he had once served with false charges of atrocities and mass murder. Somehow, it doesn't seem quite as heroic as the Kerry for President campaign's version."

Pretty damning stuff...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Alright...we'll let it slide as long as the Missuz don't mind...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[BufordP]

Thanks for the list. I emailed every cotton pickin' one of them.

[Mudboy Slim]

Good fer you, my FRiend...our legislators need to know that Virginians already pay enough in State taxes!!

FReegards...MUD