[P8riot]

Cute MUD. Here's one I just got from my old High School sweetie:

A guy goes to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. The dentist tells him "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw". The man moans and says he is afraid of needles. The dentist says he will give him gas to knock him out and the man says he's allergic to gas. The dentist thinks a minute and leaves and returns with a couple pills. The man asks him "what are these for?". The dentist replies "they are viagra pills. They won't help the pain but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth".

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...but what're you doin' still hangin' out with yer high school sweetie?! Unless, like my parents, you married her.

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

BTW, that's a great joke; but, I like Mud, have some serious questions for you concerning said HS sweety, eh?

Of course you may always plead the 5th & we'd drop the whole thing right there.
But let me warn you if you do take the 5th, there'll be talk!

And while we're on the subject of Viagra?
I gotta tell you I tried one 10 days, ago over the weekend, but the damned thing got stuck in my throat!

...have had a stiff neck ever since.