Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Can't You See?!!"
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See")

(Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar)

We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks...
Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's.
Gonna climb us a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord,
Gonna sing out, make all the Sheeple know!!

Can't you see...woah, can't you see...
What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me?
Can't you see, can't you see...
That DemLib'rals been killin' the Meek?!

Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac...
Gonna taunt that punk to fight!!
Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK...
He gonna wish he would die!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals, folks, loathe our Liberty?!

(BigMan pickin' on the guitar)

Gonna smite me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand...
Gotta stay on the Attack!!
Got me a Band now...our next gig's Rush Limbaugh's Show...
Twenty Mill...Left they'll attack!!

Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!

(Guitar-jammin'...)

Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!

Work in progress...MUD


389 posted on 12/19/2001 11:27:28 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Any idea what's buggin' Scholar, 'Dru?

MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

IA just said Zot City here we come on a troll zotting. The earring ommission is my fault. I'll fix it.

CG

[Conspiracy Guy]

2nd Verse Revised per Lanru's request

When I get to Zot City,
I’ll be wearing an earring.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away cause I’m nothing.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey y'all, check this out..."It's My 5th FReeper B-Day Today!!"

"Mudboy Slim...Since Mar 5, 1999"

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"The earring ommission is my fault. I'll fix it."

Thanks for clearing the air by stepping up to take responsibility, CG.
Was almost finished tying my hangman knot.
Guess I can stop & put it away (for the time being).

Don't ever let it be said that Landru wasn't a "compassionate conservative," y'hear?

...I've just proved otherwise. {g}

[Landru]

"Any idea what's buggin' Scholar, 'Dru?"

You'd have to ask scholar; but, I'd suspect she's just fedup like the rest of us, & for many (if not all) the same reasons.

Can say one thing with reasonable certainty, though.

...I wouldn't take anything personally.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I make very few mistakes so it is easy to accept blame on the rare occasion that I do.

CG

[Mudboy Slim]

I already asked in #294...hopefully, scholar will let me know...MUD

[Landru]

Well whadda ya know.
I've been around here longer than you have, son. :o)

Then again, in all fairness to you it should be noted I've been around since men wandered the earth (in search of "truths") dressed in sack cloth & sandals, too.

Still, I went to your homepage & checked out the pic of JV, JVB, LP, TXMN & *yourself*.
And I gotta say, I had to look real close to see whether or not you were wearing one (or more) earrings.
I mean seriously, you look like "the type, y'know?

Of course on the other hand it didn't take any effort a'tall to notice the sunglasses you wore in that pic, either; and, maybe that's what prompted me to check for earring(s) so closely.

Y'know?

...the John Lennon-like *hippie* glasses? :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Limbaugh Lowered the Boom!!"
(To be bellowed to the IrishFolkSong, "Clancy Lowered the Boom!!")

Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man...
As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene.
The cops arrested the Peace-niks...
After Mudboy whupped the Greens!!
He never looked for trouble
That's a fact you can assume,
But never-the-less when Lib'rals would bi+c#...
Mudboy lowered the boom!!

Chorus:
Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy...
Whenever RATS got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy bellowed a tune!

Slick Willie is a gutless man,
Lib'rals thought willard was TUFF!!
He strutted 'round the HarlemHood...
A-shootin' off his pud!!
Slick picked a fight with Mudboy,
Then and there Slick sealed RATS' Doom...
Before Medyuh could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!"
Mudboy lowered the boom!!

Chorus:
All Hail JimRob...Go El Rushbo!!
Whenever RATS got Right's Irish up,
FReepers lowered the boom!!

"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice...
Who Loved MamaMurry's cat,
PUNK'd always jabber tellin' LIES...
'Cuz he was a typical RAT!!
One day, RAT-PUNK kissed her,
Just as Mudboy walked into MM's room,
Before McAuliffe could SQUEEEEEEEEAL away...
Mudboy put him in his Tomb**!!

Chorus:
YO, RATS, Fear MUD...Fear MUD's Justice!!
Whenever Slick got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy lowered the boom!

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

**Poltically-speakin', of course...don't urinate yerself Terrie-boy...LOL!!

158 posted on 12/20/2002 3:28 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Landru Since Dec 1, 1999"

Longer than ME?! How do ya figger...you don't achieve yer 5th Anniversay fer another nine months!!

"Landru hasn't created an about page."

And what's yer holdup here?! Reckon yer just a private person, eh?

FReegards...MUD

[international american]

Happy birthday mud!!

[international american]

Hey buddy!! How art thou??

[international american]

""Landru hasn't created an about page."

And what's yer holdup here?! Reckon yer just a private person, eh?"

Landru is on the board of directors of Covert Communications Corporation

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, my FRiend...MUD

[Landru]

"I make very few mistakes so it is easy to accept blame on the rare occasion that I do."

HA!
Yea-yea...I know what'cha mean, CG.
Hell, I knew -- instinctively -- I wasn't the only one who w/could lay claim to the, "There before the Grace of God go I" mantra; &, sure enough I was right.
'Cuz here ya are. :o)

Be that as it may, let's look at this revision.

"2nd Verse Revised per Lanru's request

When I get to Zot City,
I’ll be wearing an earring.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away cause I’m nothing.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense."

Well.
What to say.
I think I like the last two lines the best, & I'd bet they're your favorites, too.

BTW, on the subject of "bets" & "betting" while at Black?
I'd suggest you consult with The Sultan, fbd, or Mud about betting with me; AND, you'd better talk to me, fbd, or sultan before betting with Mud.
OK?

It's become SOP at Black people be told of, "The Mudboy Sanction."
If ya wanna know what TMS is?

...be thinking "credit check." ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Mudboy Sanction."

Hey...that issue was addressed and disposed of in Black XXIII...don't make me go ThreadNazi on ya...LOL!!

MUD

[Landru]

"Hey buddy!! How art thou??"

Just fine, amigo. (thought I'd best get used to using the term, y'know?)

How you been, long time-no see.
Glad to see you're still knocking around out there & are visiting the *bowery* "5 Points" district of Free Republic we scoundrels, thieves, liars & cheats who frequent the place *affectionately* "Black"!

One day Robinson's going to send Terminex in here to clean us up unless a good rain doesn't wash us out.

...*first*. {g}

[Conspiracy Guy]

Correct on all accounts.

Yer good!

CG