HA!
Yea-yea...I know what'cha mean, CG.
Hell, I knew -- instinctively -- I wasn't the only one who w/could lay claim to the, "There before the Grace of God go I" mantra; &, sure enough I was right.
'Cuz here ya are. :o)
Be that as it may, let's look at this revision.
"2nd Verse Revised per Lanru's request
When I get to Zot City,
I’ll be wearing an earring.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away cause I’m nothing.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense."
Well.
What to say.
I think I like the last two lines the best, & I'd bet they're your favorites, too.
BTW, on the subject of "bets" & "betting" while at Black?
I'd suggest you consult with The Sultan, fbd, or Mud about betting with me; AND, you'd better talk to me, fbd, or sultan before betting with Mud.
OK?
It's become SOP at Black people be told of, "The Mudboy Sanction."
If ya wanna know what TMS is?
...be thinking "credit check." ;^)