Zot! What is a Troll?

Thoughts From a Patriot | 02/19/04 | Omnix

[omnix]

What is a Troll???? I was taught as a young child that a troll is a hideous creature that live under a bridge that wants to harm children.

Apparently, there are a few subscribers to Free Republic that consider themselves the Troll Patrol.

Some authors of Posts to the Free Republic website are accused of being "Trolls". These people, whom call themselves the Troll Patrol, are trying to intimidate Americans who are wanting to express their thoughts and concerns to keep their thoughts to themsleves. This is an attempt to enforce censorship or pressure someone not to express themselves.

I would like to say to the Troll Patrol that this in not the old USSR or Nazi Germany in the 40's. This is the United States of America and we do have freedom of speech in this country.

If you want to find trolls, I suggest that you visit Sherwood Forrest there are probaly a few lurking around.

God Bless the United States and Protect Us From the Troll Patrol.

[Incorrigible]

Thanks! I found that informative as well!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Sure I do. How about you?

Zot City

(sung to the tune of Surf City by Jan and Dean)

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City here we come.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City here we come.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!

When I get to Zot City,
Think I’ll do me some trollin.
Zot City here we come.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away while I’m rolling.
Zot City here we come.
Well I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!
Tow Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.

Conspiracy Guy and International American 2/20/04

[null and void]

I was also thinking, What is the difference between the Salem witch trials of 1692, and Waco? I can't find anything to justify or distinguish either one from the other.

Simple. The Witch was the one DOING the burning...

[null and void]

Shouldn't these kids be in school???</>

Welcome to The School of Hard Knocks, kids...

[null and void]

Say Hi! to him for me...

[null and void]

I do not think that I will ever have sex again.

*sigh* me neither...

[null and void]

And Funkle!

[null and void]

A funkle is five posts in a row...

[Darksheare]

Heard that it's over at DUh somewhere.
They had some inane thread about the most hated FReepers, and they were voting about it.
I didn't keep the link.

[Darksheare]

*snicker.*
Sorry, had to post it.

[Darksheare]

I've been told that I MUST be Satan since I'm way too nice.
Been told that "You're Satan, aren't you. You act way too nice. You're just TOO nice to people. That's what I'd expect the Devil to do, act nice to put people at ease."
*sigh*

Some people just read way too much into my actions.

[teeman8r]

hey lib, i knew the comic book reference but wanted to make sure it didn't stand for something cute like zapped obnoxious troll...

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[steelyourfaith]

What is ZOT? It isn't in my dictionary.