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Posted on 02/19/2004 6:57:41 PM PST by technomage
And now, for a breath of fresh air:
World's Thinnest Books:
25. HOW TO STAY IN POWER by Saddam Hussein
24. MY SONS, MY SONS by Saddam Hussein
23. WHY I SHOULD LEAD OUR COUNTRY by Howard Dean, M.D.
22. THINGS I LIKE ABOUT FRANCE by Bill O'Reilly (Fox News)
21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide
9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J.Simpson
And the number one World's Thinnest Book:
1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by Rev. Jessie
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: technomage
Kohoutek Mania!
Customer Service Secrets of People's Express
The Joy of Fillipino Cooking
Famous Angolan Cross Country Runners
Branson MO, Capital of Music Innovation
Beatle-Mania Mania
Marriage For Fun and Profit, by Mickey Rooney
Roman Polanski's Big Book of Pre-Teen Fun!
The Traditional Family, by Woody Allen
Albania! A traveller's guide!
Fine Egyptian Beers!
The KKK Guide to Blintzes, Bagels, and Lox
Keeping in the Spotlight, by Johnny Carson
The Annotated Guide to British Dental Technology
Studio 54, a Lasting Contribution to Americana
Looking Out For the Little Guy, by Donald Trump
A Guide to Soviet Gulag Area Bed and Breakfast Inns
Team Player, by Shaquille O'Neill
The Arizona Cardinals, America's Team!
Normal, Well Adjusted People Who Work at the Renniassance Faire
Etc...
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Thinner Thighs In Thirty Days, by Michael Moore Hillary Clinton.
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posted on
02/19/2004 7:59:43 PM PST
by
CommandoFrank
(If GW is the terrorist's worst nightmare, Kerry is their wet dream...)
To: technomage
JOURNALISTIC ETHICS, by Jayson Blair.
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:01:54 PM PST
by
Colonel_Flagg
("Forever is as far as I'll go.")
To: technomage
1. 400 Years Of German Humor: A Complete Compendium
2. Humble Moments by Rush Limbaugh
3. Handy Fathering Tips by Micheal Jackson
4. Making Love Work by Robert Blake
5. The Handbook Of Spontaneity by Al Gore
6. The Love Poems Of Ariel Sharon
7. 100 Years Of Solipsism by Strom Thurmond
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:02:08 PM PST
by
tcuoohjohn
(Follow The Money)
To: CommandoFrank
Make Your Marriage Last Forever, by Britney Spears
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:02:36 PM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: GeronL
Reasons Anyone Should Listen to Anything I Say
by Michael Moore.
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:04:51 PM PST
by
Sofa King
(MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
To: Central Scrutiniser
The German Guide to Lovemaking by Nietzsche
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:06:00 PM PST
by
TheGeezer
(If only I had skin as thick as Ann Coulter, and but half her intelligence...)
To: technomage
"War Heroes I Have Known," by Terry McAuliffe
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:06:11 PM PST
by
Colonel_Flagg
("Forever is as far as I'll go.")
To: technomage
A few more from the net.
HOW TO LAND A PLANE AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD - by JFK, Jr.
HOW TO PLEASE WOMEN - by John Bobbit
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. J. Simpson
THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION
TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres
HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA
To: technomage
DETROIT: a Travel Guide Hey! It's still better than Pittsburgh!
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:08:10 PM PST
by
Alouette
(Atlantis -- the Real Palestinian State)
To: Capt Jack Sparrow
Lasting Hangovers, Donnie Osmond
President Udall's plan for America
The Joy of Mexican Tap Water
New Wave is here to stay!
Rap Stars that Died of Natural Causes
The History of Cellophane
Raising a Healthy, Normal Family, by Patsy Ramsey
Olympic Heroes of Lesoto
Marlon Brando's Workout Guide
My Career after MASH, by Gary Burghoff
The Dry Season in Bangladesh
As I See It, by Stevie Wonder
Comedy For The Masses by Dennis Miller
Please, I'd Rather Not Talk About Myself, by Rush Limbaugh
Nighttime Hotspots in Turkmenistan
The Joy of Shingles
Grow Old Gracefully, by Joan Rivers
Etc....
To: MilspecRob
Hank Greenberg!
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:09:56 PM PST
by
Alouette
(Atlantis -- the Real Palestinian State)
Comment #53 Removed by Moderator
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; technomage
HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
Must not laugh. Must not laugh.
To be fair, John Denver bought a Long-EZ that someone else had built, and crashed it because he was unfamiliar with the fuel system. How 'bout:
YOU'VE FLOWN ONE AIRPLANE, YOU'VE FLOWN 'EM ALL by John Denver
SOCIALISM'S CONTRIBUTION TO WORLD PROSPERITY by Dennis Kucinich
COOKING WITH TOFU: THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE by Ted Nugent
WHAT THE CONFEDERATE FLAG REALLY STANDS FOR by Dr. Howard Dean
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:11:31 PM PST
by
FreedomFlynnie
(Your tagline here, for just pennies a day!)
To: FreedomFlynnie
How about Building and Flying Airplaines by John Denver and JFK, Jr.
To: technomage
Liberal Self Righteousness Can Make You Indestructible by Rachel Corrie
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:16:41 PM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.)
To: technomage
funny post here.
Soviet Book of Truth
Soviet Guide to Nuclear Safety
Classic Russian Cars
How to Tell the Truth-Bill Clinton
Honest Lawyers in America
Why I Love the Military--John Kerry
How to Stay Faithful in Marriage-Bill Clinton
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:19:57 PM PST
by
armyboy
(Posting from Sustainer Army Airfield Balad, Iraq. All Gave Some...Some Gave All)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
HOW TO BE A TIGER IN BED by Sigreid & Roy
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:20:44 PM PST
by
KnutCase
To: KnutCase
Oops...Sigfreid
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:21:54 PM PST
by
KnutCase
To: CharacterCounts
Heh...or more precisely:
INSTRUMENT FLYING IS EASY! by JFK Jr. and Randy Carnahan
And a Kucinich book on socialism would probably be like a sewer line: long and full of ****. So I revise my previous post:
SOCIALISM'S CONTRIBUTION TO WORLD PROSPERITY by Ronald Reagan
MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE 2004 PRESIDENTIAL RACE by Dennis Kucinich
There, that's better :-)
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posted on
02/19/2004 8:22:16 PM PST
by
FreedomFlynnie
(Your tagline here, for just pennies a day!)
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