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Anybody Seen America? (Fred Left Behind)
fredoneverything.net ^ | 2/02/04 | Fred Reed

Posted on 02/19/2004 6:03:16 AM PST by thesummerwind

Mail arrives, telling me that by going to Mexico I have sold out, fled, abandoned the United States. I’m a coward, some of my correspondents say, and a traitor, just like Lord Haw Haw, Kim Philby, Jane Fonda. I’m probably a devotee of Quisling. (Actually I’ve never quizzled in my life.)

(OK, OK, I’m sorry.)

Anyway, they’re upset, which is irrational. They think that just because I went to Mexico, I left the US. They don’t understand. I didn’t leave the United States. It left me. It was a bait-and-switch operation. I signed on to one country, and they slipped another in under me. I want my money back.

In the country where I grew up, if you found a naked intruder in your daughter’s bedroom with a Bowie knife and a hard-on, you shot him and arranged to have the rugs cleaned. The sheriff wasn’t greatly interested and the country prosecutor didn’t see anything to prosecute. The scum floating on the gene pool wasn’t a protected species. It wasn’t the driving engine of the culture. It was just scum.

Today you would be charged with the use of excessive force. The cadaver’s family would sue. They would end up with your house unless they just ran you broke with legal bills. The outcome would depend on the racial make-up of you, the intruder, and the jury. Your daughter would be married with grandchildren before the courts reached any conclusion.

Think I’m exaggerating? When I used to have the police beat for the Washington Times in the Yankee capital, the cops told me, dead serious, that if I ever shot an intruder, I should shoot him again to make sure: You can’t afford to have two stories, they said, especially if he’s black which, in Washington, was a foregone conclusion. They’ll hang you, said the cops.

In the country I grew up in, you got on an airplane by walking up these funny little steps with wheels on them. Then you sat down. That’s all you did. I know, I know: You don’t believe this. It’s true. You just walked on. Further, the stewardesses were not merely civil but—so help me—friendly. Flying was actually enjoyable. The seats were big enough that you didn’t sit with your knees beside your ears and your feet in your pockets.

Now, getting aboard is like going into max security at some ghastly penitentiary. I once flew a bit around the old Soviet Union, as distinct from the new one, on a junket. Security was less oppressive, though the food was marginally worse unless you liked green chicken. The service was just as sullen.

Maybe that’s what I miss most about the Old Country. People were courteous. They could afford to be because everyone else was too. It’s hard to be pleasant when the odds are even that the next person you deal with will be an ill-mannered lout who knows he can get away with it.

I think people were courteous also because they lived in an agreeable country and were pretty happy with things. The new country seems angry—quietly so, not sure what to do about it, but looking for someone to hit.

Yet further still, in the old country they didn’t have these funny little Japanese cars with itsy-bitsy four-bangers. Nope. They had great virile monsters thirty feet long with eight huge cylinders like buckets. A dog could have slept in them. Sure, those rocket-barges were probably ridiculous and left a trail of parts that fell off because quality control wasn’t that great, but they were real cars. They embodied a spirit I liked. Today cars seem to be designed with transvestites in mind.

The Old Country the music was vibrant, vigorous, much of it springing from the great black bluesmen of Mississippi and then Chicago, some of it from the mountains and the jazz dens of the big cities. In the music of the new country, the whites whine and the blacks grunt angrily. From Tampa Red to rap is a long way down.

In the country I signed on to, things worked on the principle of individual responsibility. If you robbed a bank, which people generally didn’t, everyone figured you did it because you decided to, and you went to jail and everyone was satisfied, except you, which was the idea. Most people knew how to behave, and did. It saved a lot on police departments and you could walk around at night.

In the new country of course everything is somebody else’s fault, unless you are a white male, in which case everything is your fault. Never mind that if it weren’t for white males everybody else would be living on low-hanging fruit and saying “ugga-wugga” because they couldn’t figure out how to make a hemi-head big-block to crash into things with. Or figure out how to make anything else.

In the old country, the government was pretty much benign or actually useful. It built roads and largely left you alone. The public schools were not great but neither were they terrible. People ran their own lives. The federal government tended to be somewhere else, which was a splendid place for it, and you mostly didn’t notice.

In the country that is now where America used to be, the government is the cause of most major problems instead of a solution, however inefficient, to a fair number of them. The government keeps you from educating your children, holds standards down, prevents you from hiring the best people you can find to work in your business. It won’t allow local jurisdictions to control crime, prevents localities from enforcing such moral standards as they see fit, virtually illegalizes the religion, of most of the population, and generally won’t permit people to live as they like.

Now, I used to be fond of the United States. Granted, I wasn’t much of a patriot. The word nowadays seems to mean one who doesn’t so much love his country as to dislike other people’s. I figured live and let live. A lot of other countries struck me as fine places. But America was my favorite. It just suited me. I liked the people in their wild variety and the countryside and the music and the brash independence. It wasn’t perfect. Still, given the sorry baseline for comportment in human agglomerations, it was about as good as you could get.

I’m still fond of the United States. I just can’t find it.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government
KEYWORDS: america; citizen; copout; dudewheresmycountry; foe; leave; lost; love; mexico; traitor
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
Is Fred published in a newspaper anywhere ? He's great !

Fred was once published in the generally conservative Washington Times (not to be confused with the Stalinist Washinton comPost), but found the editorial strictures even there to be a bit too strict. So now he self-publishes.

21 posted on 02/19/2004 7:14:43 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Chief Engineer, Tomas de Torquemada Gentlemens' Club)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
Montana. Pretty much the same but colder.
22 posted on 02/19/2004 7:22:22 AM PST by CholeraJoe (Gwell Angau Na Chywilydd)
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To: thesummerwind
Great read!
23 posted on 02/19/2004 7:22:32 AM PST by Gritty ("Leftists only favor liberty when it is destructive of the society they live in-Dr John Ray)
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To: Gritty
This guy's so funny and right on, he seems to have done the same drugs and amounts as me. ;)

I was reading an article of his on his site from September, 2003. He was going to be out of town, so he wrote his readers:

PS: I'll be in Thailand most of October, but will endeavor to produce lies and distortion from thence. Fred"

LOL!

24 posted on 02/19/2004 7:29:26 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: jolie560
This guy--Fred--is one heck of a read. A new addition to "My Favorites". Thanks.

You're welcome. I started reading him this morning, and can't stop. He's a sicko, and I mean that as a compliment.

25 posted on 02/19/2004 7:31:24 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: thesummerwind
(*NOTE* not replying to poster of article!)

So Fred, you moved to Mexico? The US wasn't good enough, so you MOVED to MEXICO. Instead of getting off yer whiney butt and doing something to improve your homeland and ensure its prosperity, you moved to a place that is ten times more corrupt, much poorer, much less free, and much more likely to step on uppity foreigners. Yeah, you're a real patriot, not to mention a genius.

I don't have much respect for anyone, left or right, who just up and leaves because our country doesn't conform to their pristine picture of perfection. To heck (or Mexico) with 'em!

26 posted on 02/19/2004 7:31:55 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: MEGoody
At least they're not pretending down there. ;)
27 posted on 02/19/2004 7:32:32 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: JFC
CBS MARRIES JACKSONS >>> SeeBS
28 posted on 02/19/2004 7:34:12 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: ArrogantBustard
I spent the last hour chewing through his past columns. Where's this guy been my whol life ?
29 posted on 02/19/2004 7:35:15 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (coal boliers fired, pool tables leveled...)
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To: Constantine XIII
Mind you, I agree with most of what he said, but that's no excuse. >:/
30 posted on 02/19/2004 7:35:25 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: ArrogantBustard
By your handle, you could be Fred. :)

And that's a good thing.

31 posted on 02/19/2004 7:35:42 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: Constantine XIII
I see your point, but did someone take a dump in your Cheerios?

:)

32 posted on 02/19/2004 7:37:44 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: thesummerwind
Eh, it's one thing for a dopey lefty to say things like that. GOOD RIDDENCE! But for someone who is smart, especially a guy like this who really knows better, it is frustrating. Why leave when you can fix it? It is like leaving a man behind, only moreso.

BTW, I watched my Cherrios very carefully this morning, and they tasted fine. ;o)
33 posted on 02/19/2004 7:42:24 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: Constantine XIII
Please forgive my abuse of impersonal pronouns...preview is our friend. :)
34 posted on 02/19/2004 7:44:10 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: Eric in the Ozarks; Conspiracy Guy
He's a genius.

But, from what I've read of his, and it isn't too much yet, he really could use just a little edge to show that he isn't so terribly cynical and jaded, IMO.

But, as Butch Cassidy used to say when he glumly noticed the old, quaint banks all "securitied-up", "Small price to pay for beauty."

LOL!

35 posted on 02/19/2004 7:44:12 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: Constantine XIII
He seems to be 80% retired. Fred moved down Mexico way because his pension and saving go much further there. Follow the moolah!
36 posted on 02/19/2004 7:47:01 AM PST by dennisw ("Cuz we'll put a boot in your ass it's the American way" - Toby Keith)
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To: Constantine XIII
LOL!

But for someone who is smart, especially a guy like this who really knows better, it is frustrating. Why leave when you can fix it?

Yeh, you're right on this. But I think he'll be back to contribute, but if not, I think his writing is a large enough contribution.

And, I think this guy's writings will be greatly received and reknowned in the future, and in that manner, will serve a purpose to the country. I just sent away for his book, "Nekkid in Austin".

Has anyone here read it?

37 posted on 02/19/2004 7:50:13 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: dennisw
I'm 40 percent closer to 80 percent retired since I moved to the Ozarks but still don't have Fred's gift...
38 posted on 02/19/2004 7:52:49 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Constantine XIII
Thank you.

I like Fred. Lately though he comes across as just another America-trashing whine-bag. Perhaps instead of complaining about the same issues over and over from his hacienda in Mexico, he could offer a suggestion or two (however unreasonable) the way he used to do.

Fred Reed becomes less entertaining and more annoying with each passing day. That is sad.
39 posted on 02/19/2004 7:56:44 AM PST by BraveMan
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To: thesummerwind
Yawn. Another whiny screed -- reads like the stereotypical FR opus.

One need only note that Fred Reed left the US for Mexico -- hardly a beacon of hope for those who yearn for the good old days.

Why did he really leave? Probably because he can go to Mexico and be rich.

40 posted on 02/19/2004 7:57:50 AM PST by r9etb
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