Sorta reminds me of a joke: A cop pulls into the parking lot of a bar just in time to see a huge group of partyers disappear inside. The cop decides to wait and see who comes out the drunkest and bust HIM for DWI. After quite awhile (this cop having nothing better to do) the first couple of guys stumble outside but seem pretty much ok. The cop decides he wants somebody for FELONY DWI. another couple of mildly drunk folks stumble to their cars and drive away. FINALLY, this one guy crawls outside on his hands and knees, retching all the way. Fails to get his keys in the door twice and then three times to put the keys in the ignition. The instant the car roars to life, the cop POUNCES!
Running across the lot, he drags the helpless man from behind the wheel as the rest of the drunks scramble from the bar and drive away. The cop ignores all the rest. He has a FELONY DWI under arrest! Then he gives the roadside test, which the guy passes. Then a breathalyzer which blows no alchohol content! The cop is bewildered then furious.
SCREAMING: "YOU'RE DEAD DRUNK! I SAW YOU!!"
To which the kid smirks and replies:
"Nope, not tonight. I'm just the designated DECOY!"
Designated drivers will still be the rule. His duties will simply extend to blowing a clean breath into everybody's personal breathalyzer so they can start their car and be about their business. I could forsee a small fee being charged for this service.
Sorta reminds me of a joke: A cop pulls into the parking lot of a bar just in time to see a huge group of partyers disappear inside. The cop decides to wait and see who comes out the drunkest and bust HIM for DWI. after quite awhile (this cop having nothing better to do) the first couple of guys stumble outside but seem pretty much ok. The cop decides he wants somebody for FELONY DWI. another couple of mildly drunk folks stumble to their cars and drive away. FINALLY, this one guy crawls outside on his hands and knees, retching all the way. Fails to get his keys in the door twice and then three times to put the keys in the ignition. The instant the car roars to life, the cop POUNCES! At running across the lot, he drags the helpless man from behind the whell as the rest of them scramble from the bar and drive away. The cop ignores all the rest. He has a FELONY DWI under arrest! Then he gives the roadside test, which the guy passes. Then a breathalyzer which blows no alchohol content! The cop is bewildered then furious. SCREAMING: "YOU'RE DEAD DRUNK! I SAW YOU!!" to which the kid smirks and replies: "Nope, not tonight. I'm just the designated DECOY!"