When trouble comes in 57 varieties

Washington Times ^ | 2/17/04 | Wesley Pruden

[kattracks]

There's no public evidence that John Kerry has played around on the Widow Heinz, but the poor guy probably has 57 varieties of trouble at home, anyway.

That's because wives nearly always operate from a lower standard of proof than mainstream newspapers, rarely requiring multiple sources, and suspicion alone is usually enough to convict. Some of that ketchup in the Heinz-Kerry boudoir might be blood.

[sourcery]

Heinz-sight is 20-20?

[per loin]

Mr. Kerry is no doubt wearing some sort of protective contraption under his thousand-dollar suits

Kerry wears stainless steel panties?

[kattracks]

ping

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

FReeper Julliardsux is onto another story that is more likely: Kerry dallying with a staffer on the Senate Finance Committee. That is the trail we should be following.

To: c-b 1
Keep your eyes glued to a female staffer of Kerry's to the senate finance committee, instead of Alex Polier.
108 posted on 02/14/2004 12:44:13 AM CST by Julliardsux

[Ruth A.]

Even if true, there wouldn't be enough juice in the "Kerry intern scandal" to stain anybody's frock.

So, the Ketchup Kid's bottle is empty, so to speak.

[punster]

""Mr. Kerry is no doubt wearing some sort of protective contraption under his thousand-dollar suits."

Kerry wears stainless steel panties?"

Well, if Teresa Heinz catches him flagrante delicto, she may kick him out the door.

Kaptain Ketchup will then have to hock the family jewels and leave himself rootless and without anything of value.

[kattracks]

I believe there is "another" other woman, and the media is sitting on the story.

This statement in recent NY Post column made me take notice.

A woman whose name has been linked to Kerry but who is not an intern isn't talking to the press, said a man who answered her cell phone.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

So Kerry is parsing when he says he's not involved with an intern ;-). Obviously he's been getting advice from or taking a page out of the Toon's playbook.

[per loin]

Well, if Teresa Heinz catches him flagrante delicto, she may kick him out the door.

This is the storyline of the leftists, a premiss they sneak into the public discourse. Now, if she doesn't kick him out, he must be innocent of the adultery. Sneaky, eh? That's how the left controls the public discourse.

[wireplay]

The real question out here is why a wife would say something like this about her husband? I can't imagine my wife ever commenting on possible infidelity. You just assume that it won't happen.

[baseballmom]

Lordy, lordy, if he wasn't wearing a protective contraption before now, this is gonna leave a mark.

Ouch!! Wesley Pruden just put on the gloves, and the combat boots.

[kattracks]

Pruden does have a way with words.

[Republic Rocker]

FORWARD THIS ARTICLE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW.....In a way this is a pretty incriminating piece......Something still smells and it just may be the beginning of "real good things" to come.

[punster]

Good point.

It could be that Ketchup Boy's Dominatrix is so power mad, that she will ignore the infidelity. Besides, if she owns him, she can dictate everything he does.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Democratic presidential hopeful U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., left, kisses his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry during an election night party in Middleton, Wis, Tuesday evening Feb. 17, 2004. At rear right background is Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)

[PJ-Comix]

La Teh-RAY-zuh is NOT amused!