Need Musicians/ Bands who HATE Bush/ Republicans (BARF Alert!)

portland.craigslist.org ^ | 02/14/04 | Jason Moffatt

[Mr.Atos]

Hello my name is Jason MOffatt. I run a company called Every American Votes. WE are helping to destroy George Bush in the polls come November. WE are doing so many different things to make a difference in this fuc^#^@%2 up world. We are looking for musicians acoustic/electric who want to perform their anti W/ anti war music in sweet venues throughout Portland. This is a great chance for lesser known musicians to pair up with some big named artists also. We have a compilation Cd that still needs a few more songs, but are primarily looking for musicians who want to perform live before passionate audiences. If you wanna play, send me an email, or hey get to work writing a Anti Bush song and you can come play it too. This is gonna be a blast. Please visit our site (just got up, needs to be finished, but still worth a laugh) http://www.everyamericanvotes.com Thanks Jason

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[Mr.Atos]

Reply to: jason@everyamericanvotes.com

In case there are any musicians out in Freeperland interested in expressing your sub-concious Anti-tendancies.

Can we conclude now, that Hate is indeed a resurgent family value on the part of the Left, since it surely seems to pervade every part of 'progressive' culture from Government and Education, to Entertainment and the Arts.

http://www.everyamericanvotes.com

[BossLady]

For someone who seems to hate what America has become......he sure has got the 'capitalist' thing down!!!

[EggsAckley]

Kumbiyah my Lord, Kumbiyah...........

[dead]

I hope he sings better than he draws:

Seriously, my five year old is a more accomplished artist.

[Theresawithanh]

Looks like Jason MOffat is the product of a public skool. He wants you to write "a" anti-Bush song, and maybe it'll be in their new Cd.

And in the Portland area? From what I hear about lots of folk there, that'll be like preaching to the choir. Maybe they should set up in a military town! That would be an adventure!

[Lexington Green]

I hear the Dixie Chicks are looking for work.

[Mr.Atos]

They will need a unique look...

Atos

[freekitty]

I agree with you BossLady.

[Jagdgewehr]

A "James Byrd" inspired drawing?

[TomServo]

Every American Votes.

What a dumbass.

[Blue Screen of Death]

Maybe if he worked at it he could get a grant from the NEA to organize this effort.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Jason's Song...
Lobotomy! Lobotomy! Lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I've got no mind to lose
All the girls wanna go at me
I'm a teenage lobotomy!

(there's another verse, but I can't remember where it goes)

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Just what we need: "A bunch of ignorant 20- somethings" bouncing around on stage, trying to sing "Hey Hey, I'm a Monkee", thinking they're cute and original.

[Mr.Atos]

Certainly! He's on to something. I think that we should encourage this movement. In fact, we should encourage the Left to organize around their common hatred as often as possible and in every area... ie. Teachers who hate their fellow Americans. Shop-owners who hate Republicans.

Here's a suggestion for Mr. Moffat. Hatred-Palooza! You could open every show by impaling a Republican activist on a mic. stand on stage. Just go through your neighborhood this fall looking for lawn signs and bumper stickers. Slice the SUV tires, break the houses windows... heck just burn it down. Oh wait, then you might be in direct competition with the ELF who already do that in the Northwest. But, why not just invite the ELF and ALF as a sponsor and you can share and broaden your tactics as you recruit more fans.

Mechanic shirts are a popular band costume. Just be sure they are light brown.

Atos

[babaloo999]

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
gonna get my Ph.D.
I'm a teenage lobotomy

[wysiwyg]

Oh, lookey. He's selling T-shirts, too:

[TheSpottedOwl]

That's it dude! Thanks!!!! Gotta love the Ramones at a time like this ;-)

[Mr.Atos]

And still, no one will ever write a song about nitro-burnin' funny cars.

[TheSpottedOwl]

No one's done that? I don't listen to C&W, so I could be mistaken. There is a comparable song by Butthole Surfers. Maybe that jackass ought to contact them.

[Britton J Wingfield]

They will write songs about a bitchin camaro, however.