Posted on 02/16/2004 2:56:31 PM PST by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Rumsfelds a Hero
Thanks to Glenn Reynolds invaluable blog InstaPundit, I linked to a pretty fun bit at scrappleface.com, a website whose motto reads "News Fairly Unbalanced. We Report. You Decipher."
Dated Feb. 5, an item (which ought to make The Onion blush at its irrelevance) took out Teddy Kennedy, whos currently bellowing at union halls for John Kerry, a man he once considered an ill-suited inheritor of his familys (mixed) legacy.
The piece read, in part: "Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told Sen. Edward Kennedy yesterday that he was all wet when the senator alleged that the Bush administration lied about Iraqs weapons of mass destruction to justify going to war.
" Sen. Kennedy began his questioning of the defense secretary by saying, Dont you think some members of the Bush administration should be held legally accountable for the lies they told about Iraqi weapons, and subsequent cover-up?
"First, with all due respect, Senator Kennedy, youre all wet, said Mr. Rumsfeld. The administration has not lied or covered up. However, in general, I do believe that when a man commits a crime he should face the bar of justice. He should not be allowed to serve in positions of power in our government, and be hailed as a leader, when the question of his guilt remains unresolved, if you know what I mean.
"Im sure I do not know what you mean, Mr. Kennedy said. But the American people deserve to know why you cant find Saddams weapons of mass destruction.
"Sometimes things are hard to find, even when you know where they are, said Mr. Rumsfeld. For example, Ive heard of a man who missed a bridge and drove his car into the water, even though he knew where the bridge was. And then sometimes you just keep diving into a problem and despite repeated efforts, you come up empty-handed. That doesnt mean that nothings there. As you know, eventually, the truth comes to light.
"Having no further questions, Mr. Kennedy yielded the remainder of his time.
I had several relatives that lived and worked in the ME when I was a kid. One, my uncle Bobby, used to say over and over that someday "we" (the US) will regret ever doing business with the "Arabs". That their religion would someday blow up against those of us in the west. He somewhat predicted the current state of affairs.
One thing Uncle Bobby said about the Arabs is their idea of what is "the truth". Basically, "the truth" is whatever an Arab can get you to believe is "the truth". Kinda like Democrats do. Anyway, Saddam, being a typical Arab did something real dumb. He didn't understand that Bush wanted him to tell the truth by proving the truth. By opening up his doors and letting us make sure there were no WMD's. And it didn't help that Saddam was acting like he might have WMD's. He fooled Clinton and a lot of other people in that regard. Didn't he.
Saddam made a very very bad error. He messed with the wrong guy after 1,000's of Americans were killed by other Arabs. And he messed with a guy that understands that Arabs do not respect those limp of wrist. Again, something my uncle also learned about Arabs. If you are a pushover you get no respect.
Saddam played poker with the wrong Texas boy. Now, the rest of the players at the table won't be bluffing. One, Khadafi, has folded his hand. We will see what happens with some other players soon.
I have not responded to your "you don't care about the troops" questions because the question is not worth responding to. Absurd.
Maybe eventually you might figure out what we are doing in the ME. Good luck.
Men? Women have been killed too.
What? Are you a war hero? Well thanks for your service.
WhooooooooHoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought you headed to the showers hours ago - don't you know when you're not wanted?
CJD.
It is a done deal.
Your assessment about a democratic like Middle East country is absolutely true, but was one leg of a three legged stool.
The WMD and UN violations was one and the genocide was the other.
All or one would be justification.
As to WMD, the possibility is still high that we just have not located what we are looking for.
The Saddam boys had plenty of time to disperse the stuff. I think it is likely that they did and there would be NO paper trails or any live witnessess with those boys.
Take a breather. Nobody in the admin intentionally mislead anyone. The press and some others did, like some of the think tank blowhards, but GWB did not.
I really would like to know what the families of our fallen Soldiers feel about Kay's disclosure. They really can't speak for themselves, so its important someone else take up that role. I have a feeling that was Kay's main motivation in coming forward, and if so, I consider him a most honorable chap. I, too, came to a similar conclusion as to why we were really going into Iraq, but I also thought that the weapons were there, mainly because so many current and previous sources were convinced that they were.
I'm really torn in this election. Not torn in voting for Kerry, but caught up in the following question: when a President and his entire administration make this kind of miscalculation, what should the consequences be?
If bad intelligence is or was our problem, why is there not a call for somebody's head? Puzzling. I know it's a little tinfoily, but do you think it's possible that the bad intelligence was fed to all on purpose?
Just leave. You counter not my arguments and have none dead in your past in service of this country, and are just a turd! I would meat you anywhere for personal battle? So I could knock you the F*&^K out.Lets do this then? Contact me through freep mail?
CJD- BOSTON- you got a month.
Cut the crap, Burkeman. No one's interested in your macho posturing.
I know why Americans died: to destroy Islamic fascism in all its forms. WMD was only part of that rationale. If you're still bent out of shape because of this intelligence f#%kup, then so be it. We are winning the war; that is all that matters.
Be Seeing You,
Chris
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