Viking KittiePAC Puts a Bounty on Trolls at FR

self | 2/14/2004 | self

[jriemer]

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.01

As you have noticed, there has been an increased level of "troll traffic" at FR, so I have decided to make lemonade out of lemons and placed a $0.01 USD reward out for every Troll ZOT!ed at Free Republic. The contribution to the Bush re-elecion campaign, Republican candidates, and the RNC will be based on the total number of ZOT!ed Tolled blasted away between 2/16/2004 and Election Day. The AdminMods are highly effective in what they do so the final total could be a rather large sum.

If you are wondering why I'm only contributing $0.01 per ZOT!, ask yourself this - are trolls really worth more than a penny each? Trolls are vastly overvalued as it stands right now 8^)

Trolls think they can come to Free Republic and try crash our party - they are wrong. We're planning to turn the tables on them and going to use their numbers against them to help conservative candidates. We would appreciate your support by freep-mailing me that you want to be on the ZOT!List or want to help in other ways.

I appreciate your time for considering this proposal.

jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

[jriemer]

Doesn't it take more to process a 0.01 contribution. Its like writing a check for 1 cent. They will have to report it and write paperwork and list who gave it, etc etc.

Perhaps giving it in a set block?

I am intending on sending the contributions in on a block mindful that FR receives a multitude of ZOT!s per day. Plus, if there's people out there willing to match me ZOT! for ZOT!, then the firepower is compounded.

[LowOiL]

Bet this will be the biggest conservative contribution LP'ers have made in their miserable lives.

[GeekDejure]

Hey... I OBJECT to your putting a $0.01 USD reward on trolls!!! Good grief, that represents 50% of JohnHuang2's 2 cents worth!!! Now either you give John a raise... so he can post his 10 cents worth... or else you reduce your reward to $0.0001 USD!!! ;-))

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[jriemer]

Hey... I OBJECT to your putting a $0.01 USD reward on trolls!!! Good grief, that represents 50% of JohnHuang2's 2 cents worth!!! Now either you give John a raise... so he can post his 10 cents worth... or else you reduce your reward to $0.0001 USD!!! ;-))

ROTFL!!!

Giving JH2 a raise is the first thing I would do "if I were King".

[4mycountry]

If we have 20 (I'm being very optimistic) trolls a week, then we'll have 20 cents a week. Times 3 weeks (month), that makes 60 cents a month, and then times 11 months (missed January), that's $6.60 a year.

Wow, big spender. ;)

[Quix]

Thought I was on the zot list but if not--please add me!

[jriemer]

If new people are newbies.... does that make me an oldbie?

No matter how long you've been on this site, you're still a newbie until you're older.

[squarebarb]

Put me on the Zot list. How do you actually get the pennies to the Republican candidates? I mean do we mail our 2C worth into Free Republic or what? anyway, count me in. All hail the viking Kittens.

Hi Quix!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Kerry is King!
Bush is a moron!

I'm just putting my two cents (worth) in. This is
just a test, not an actual post by a DU troll.
You can tell it's just a test by the dearth of spelling
errors and the reasonably decent grammar.

[4mycountry]

I've been here for almost 3 years. That's oldbie stage as far as internet years go. But in real life I'm an teenagebie. (Is that even a term?) ^_^

[goresalooza]

JUVATS!!!!

[squarebarb]

Off topic --- does anyone know the title of that fantastic thread where a number of Freepers traced a passenger jet from France that was being escorted by two fighter jets to LAX --- should be preserved for the ages. I need to find it. Thanx.

[goresalooza]

"What is good in life? To drive your enemies before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
--Conan the Barbarian

Juvats!!! You had to be there. Kunsan Air Base, Korea. Juvats are one of the two F-16 fighter squadrons and they would ask, "what is good"? JUVATS!

[Woodman]

Zot of a miniature troll

[jriemer]

I've been here for almost 3 years. That's oldbie stage as far as internet years go. But in real life I'm an teenagebie. (Is that even a term?) ^_^

My goodness, youre a teenybopperbie!

[4mycountry]

My goodness, youre a teenybopperbie!

....

I'm going to pretend I didn't read that...

[Lady Jag]

[Fedora]

Thanks, LOL! Didn't realize it was such a popular saying :)

[cmsgop]

Yes that was a classic.

[trussell]

If I am not already on your Zot list, please add me.

trussell