[LibertyAndJusticeForAll]

My new post-IT career will be Armed Guard. That still requires proof of citizenship, a clean record and the ability to speak clearly understood English.

Congratulations and thank you for your service to our country.

Maybe when you have completed your time with the Guard, our trade policies will be closer to what the Founding Father's intended (our nation enjoyed Protectionist policies for its first 200 years), and free trade always meant reciprocal trade, not one-sided, subsidized, unfair trade.

[NewRomeTacitus]

No, not the Army Guard. I did that for two years after four in the regular Army. I’m referring to those guys who always get shot in crime dramas, armed guards.

Robber #1: C’mon, Nails; the getaway car is here.

Robber #2: Wait, I fergot sumptin.

(Robber #2 goes back into the bank and plugs Stupid Armed Guard, who is still fumbling to get pistol out.)