New Evidence of Moose-Cheese Nexus

compilation | 021404 | dep

[dep]

Longtime Freepers are aware of the odd but diabolical relationship between cheese and moose. Likewise, we know of the chilling admonition, "all your base are belong to us." Now, through the power of the World Wide Web, further evidence supporting the connection between these seemingly disparate objects and phenomena has been established. Additionally, there is now a vague but apparently real connection with a popular restaurant chain which serves toasted submarine sandwiches.

But you need not take my word for it. If you have the flash player installed, you will find proof of the cheese-moose-sandwich connection here. If this were not alarming enough, the moose-"all our base are belong to us" connection is firmly established here. (WARNING: Contains images, including one of Al Gore, which may be objectionable to some and unfit for younger viewers.)

I rest my case.

[dep]

newer freepers, ask around.

[Elliott Jackalope]

Oh yes, the singing mutant rat-hamsters with the disturbing eyes and the bad dental work. Yep, that really makes me want to go out and buy toasted sandwiches. Oh yeah.

All I can say is that if I were someone who had spent my life's savings on a franchise, and then I saw that ad campaign promoting my product, I would be one truly unhappy franchise owner. The corporate office would be getting SUCH an earful from me.

[martin_fierro]

[SoftballMominVA]

Now, see I feel differently than you. I LOOOOOOOOOOVE the mutant singing hamsters. They crack me up. We ate at a Quiznos yesterday.

[DesertDreamer]

LOL

[woofie]

I am going out and buying that album!

[Ophiucus]

Oh yes, the singing mutant rat-hamsters with the disturbing eyes and the bad dental work.

That is one of the most disturbing ads I've ever seen. At first I thought it was some sort of MAD TV tasteless parody.

It actually made me want to never go to a Quiznos again.

[dep]

which one? the first link or the second? (actually, the music in the second is non-awful.)

[woofie]

Im still on the moon

[tet68]

What about the Viking Kitties?
Don't they make you want some Lutfisk?

I think I'll go take a shower, let me know when IT happens.

[mhking]

[PeteFromMontana]

Very nice

If you have a little extra time on your hands you can always play the fastest growing game in America:

http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/neverland.swf

I stole this from a fellow Freeper

[tet68]

Oh, my sister was bitten by a Quiznos once.
Moose injections were the only thing that saved her,
of course her breath now...........well it goes with out saying.

[Viking2002]

Rather chilling revelation. We're all doomed. :-)

[uglybiker]

Don't worry! TG will save us!

[Keith in Iowa]

>>It actually made me want to never go to a Quiznos again.

Makes me never want to go to one for the first time...finally going to get one close enough to where I live to go, but those ads...big turn off. And so are the McD's "lovin' it" crap...I'm not lovin' it a bit.

[jocon307]

"actually, the music in the second is non-awful"

LOL, yes, non-awful, it is! Great little movie, loved it, played it twice. Fave part, Madison Square Garden, of course! Those rodent things are scary. But what is the Ziggy angle, of course I still don't know what sister's got to do with it.

Wait, do I need to take a shower now, or something?

I can say, this is hugh.

[null and void]

Already pøsted....

[dep]

if only laz were here to save us! his sister bit a moose once, i think.

[js1138]