Boston's Carr Rips 'Liveshot' Kerry (Repost- check out the last line!)

NewsMax ^ | Monday Dec. 2, 2002 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

[FormerACLUmember]

While presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., received the kind of oh-so-serious treatment he no doubt thinks he deserves during Sunday's hourlong "Meet the Press" campaign commercial - er - interview, some of the folks back home in Boston are bursting out in laughter at the thought of "President Kerry."

WRKO radio talker Howie Carr, for instance, shared a Kerry anecdote or two last week with the readers of his Boston Herald column; tidbits "Meet the Press" apparently just didn't have time to squeeze in.

"John 'Liveshot' Kerry stories? I got a million of 'em," the no-holds-barred host began.

"Liveshot was the first male politician I ever saw wearing makeup outside a TV studio," recalled Carr. "It was during his first Senate campaign, at a hotel fund-raiser, and I was there to do - what else? - a live shot."

"John,'" I asked him, "are you wearing makeup?"

"Why yes," he sniffed. "I have a bit of a cold."

According to Carr, Kerry isn't above throwing his political weight around when it comes to even the most minor annoyances.

"He has so much clout, the city moved a fire hydrant from in front of his wife's Beacon Hill mansion," reports the WRKO talker, before adding yet another wrinkle to Kerry's presidential profile.

"The man is a gigolo's gigolo. How many guys could dump a first wife from a blueblood family worth $300 million, and end up on the rebound with a second wife worth $600 million?"

In between the first and second Mrs. Kerry, Sen. Liveshot apparently managed to keep himself quite busy.

The would-be president's recent admission in The New Yorker that, "I knew how to have a lot of fun, sometimes too much. There were plenty of times when I was disengaged, frivolous, four sheets to the wind," prompted Carr to recall a Liveshot story he says he heard from a Boston nightclub owner who had "a luscious young gal pal."

"One night, they're all getting down, and among the guests is a four-sheets-to-the-wind Liveshot. The girl, who's up on current events, starts tearing into Kerry for his weathervane-like voting record, telling him he needs to make a 'commitment.'

"'Baby,' he finally says, swaying ever so slightly in the breeze, 'I am ready right now to make a commitment. To you.'"

[FormerACLUmember]

toast, cooked, finito, buh-bye, auf wiedersehen

[ntnychik]

Last line ping.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I still hopes he gets the demoncRAT nomination.
It would be fun.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

I would love to hear what his daughters from his first marriage have to say about him.

[claudiustg]

If the big media outlets continue to not report this Kerry stands to get the nomination. It was scary flipping through the news channels this morning and hearing absolutely nothing about Kerry's little scandal, but it's a case of pay me now or pay me latter.

Remember Jennifer Flowers! Remember Watergate!

[alwaysconservative]

Pretty please, let KERRY get the nomination! I know I wanted Howard Dean before, but this guy is pure poison for the Democrats. PLEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEEEE make him the nominee (just coronate him now and get on with it!)

[Lancey Howard]

Oh yeah.
I definitely hope this gigolo scumbag Kerry gets the nomination.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Just a gigolo, every where I go.

old song

[FormerACLUmember]

"'Baby,' Kerry says to the voters of the United States he finally says, swaying ever so slightly in the breeze, 'I am ready right now to make a commitment. To you.'"

[FormerACLUmember]

The lamestream media reads completely bogus press releases from the Democratic National Committee lying about Bush.s National Guard "desertion" and ignores another serial sexual predator. In this case a stalker, at least according to (the girl in question) Alexis' father, who calls Kerry a sleezebbag.

[FormerACLUmember]

The lamestream media reads completely bogus press releases from the Democratic National Committee as if these complete fabrications are breaking news. They totally lie about Bush"s National Guard "desertion" and ignores another serial rat party sexual predator.

In this case we now have a stalker, at least according to (the girl in question) Alexis' father, who calls Kerry a sleezebbag.

[potlatch]

LOL, he's just SO magnetic that he repulses me!!

[ntnychik]

Great .gif, and tagline, too.

[MeekOneGOP]

haha ! That is a great gif. You always find good ones !

"The man is a gigolo's gigolo. How many guys could dump a first wife from a blueblood family worth $300 million, and end up on the rebound with a second wife worth $600 million?"

That's Johnny ! He really is ...

Just a gigolo

[potlatch]

LOL, took awhile to find the right place to post that 'magnetic' gif!!