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Woman calls police to report stolen marijuana (Genius Alert!)
The Dominion Post ^
| 2004/02/08
| Associated Press
Posted on 02/09/2004 6:40:32 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
CHARLESTON -- A woman who told police her marijuana was stolen faces a felony drug charge.
Shane N. Walker, 25, of Charleston, faces a count of possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance after Charleston Police found 3 ounces of marijuana inside a gym bag belonging to her boyfriend's brother, according to a complaint filed Friday in Kanawha County Magistrate Court.
Walker also told police she sells the drug and showed authorities a collection of plastic sandwich bags in which she stores the substance.
She told police that she thought her boyfriend was hiding more than 3 ounces of marijuana belonging to her. Authorities contacted the man, who agreed to have his brother turn over the drug.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: West Virginia
KEYWORDS: dolt; drugs; dumb; dumber; felony; idiot; marijuana; moron; numskull; pufflist; stupid; weedisgoodforyou; westvirginia; wodlist
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Just damn...
To: the_devils_advocate_666
"Yeah cops, you can't miss our house. John's van is parked out front".
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posted on
02/09/2004 6:41:58 AM PST
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Excellence In Posting Since 1999)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
What can you say, she damn sure deserved to get busted. What a
dumb@ss!
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posted on
02/09/2004 6:42:47 AM PST
by
HELLRAISER II
(Give us another tax break Mr. President)
To: AxelPaulsenJr
She told police that she thought her boyfriend was hiding more than 3 ounces of marijuana belonging to her. Authorities contacted the man, who agreed to have his brother (ART GARFUNKEL)turn over the drug.
To: the_devils_advocate_666
She told police that she thought her boyfriend was hiding more than 3 ounces of marijuana belonging to her. Was this after she had rolled her last ounce into one giant doobie and done it all herself?
So9
To: the_devils_advocate_666
She told police that she thought her boyfriend was hiding more than 3 ounces of marijuana belonging to her.Ah. So: she's dating Al Gore's kid, then. :)
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posted on
02/09/2004 6:45:21 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Everyone knows POT makes you STUPID.
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posted on
02/09/2004 6:45:43 AM PST
by
marty60
To: the_devils_advocate_666
This is your brain on drugs
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posted on
02/09/2004 6:52:49 AM PST
by
Mo1
(" Do you want a president who injects poison into his skull for vanity?")
To: marty60
"Everyone knows POT makes you STUPID."
Actually, this only proves that some very stupid people sell pot. Some very stupid people pick daisies, cut out paper dolls, run for President, whatever. As to whether pot actually makes you stupid, I understand that extensive research is now being done on that question in southern California:<)
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posted on
02/09/2004 7:04:23 AM PST
by
RipSawyer
(Mercy on a pore boy lemme have a dollar bill!)
To: RipSawyer
It's called 'Dope' for a reason.
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posted on
02/09/2004 7:06:33 AM PST
by
Flightdeck
(Death is only a horizon)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
I'm not sure this is any laughing matter. I get the feeling that this woman is one of many contemporary lowlifes who moves in world where drug sales and use is so widespread and out in the open, and contact with the civilized, productive world so minimal, that many of its inhabitants have no idea it's illegal.
To: the_devils_advocate_666
This will probably make the Leno Show. LOL
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posted on
02/09/2004 7:30:27 AM PST
by
DeepDish
(This space for rent.)
To: GovernmentShrinker
You may very well be right about that.
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posted on
02/09/2004 7:30:44 AM PST
by
Leatherneck_MT
(Good night Chesty, wherever you may be.)
To: GovernmentShrinker; *Wod_list
contact with the civilized, productive world so minimalHow does that follow? The stupefying drug alcohol is legal in the civilized, productive world.
To: Deliberator
"The stupefying drug alcohol is legal in the civilized, productive world."
Sounds like prohibitionist talk to me. Alcohol has been proven to be good for you, in moderation like everything else.
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posted on
02/09/2004 7:48:11 AM PST
by
looscnnn
(Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right? -- Megadeth (Peace Sells))
To: looscnnn
Alcohol has been proven to be good for you, in moderation like everything else.If everything is good for you in moderation, why ban anything?
To: Deliberator
"If everything is good for you in moderation, why ban anything?"
Sorry, I should have said "almost everything else". I would not include illegal drugs.
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posted on
02/09/2004 7:58:14 AM PST
by
looscnnn
(Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right? -- Megadeth (Peace Sells))
To: Deliberator
My point was that a certain class of people have no idea that there's a difference in the legal status of marijuana vs. alcohol. The fact that there's no rational basis for the difference may be a contributing factor, but these people's lack of contact with that portion of society which has a clue, is likely the main factor.
To: looscnnn
Has tobacco been proven to be good for you in moderation? If not, should we ban it?
To: GovernmentShrinker
The fact that there's no rational basis for the difference may be a contributing factor, but these people's lack of contact with that portion of society which has a clue, is likely the main factor.Agreed---my point was that said portion's cluefulness is not identical to being "civilized and productive."
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