Hillary burns in Bill, Belinda tab shocker [BIMBO ERUPTION ALERT!!]

toronto globe and mail ^ | 2/7/4

[NativeNewYorker]

Hillary Clinton is furious, apparently, and has warned her husband, Bill, to "cool his 'close relationship' with a wealthy blond divorcee . . ." according to this week's cover story in the supermarket tabloid the Globe. The rich blond divorcée? Well, she's none other than Belinda Stronach, one of the leadership candidates for the Conservative Party. She and the former U.S. president are featured prominently in this week's issue.

(Remember there is a Canadian connection because Bonnie Fuller, the chief editorial director of the company that owns the Globe, is a Canadian who has made it big as a magazine editor in the United States.)

The article says that Mrs. Clinton wants her husband to end his alleged relationship with Ms. Stronach and has read him the "bimbo riot act." She's worried it could affect her chances to run for the presidency. It says that Mrs. Clinton has told her husband to stop being "Belinda's political adviser." And: "Any move Bill makes on Belinda will spell D-I-V-O-R-C-E," says the story, which quotes a source as saying "she's sexy and brilliant."

It's no secret here that the two are friends. Ms. Stronach was asked about that at her campaign launch last month but brushed off the question. But the tabloids aren't buying the brush-off. The National Enquirer recently contacted a Parliament Hill reporter to ask about the Belinda/Bill connection. Meanwhile, a spokesman for Ms. Stronach called the Globe's piece "utterly ridiculous."

[hinckley buzzard]

Excellent speculation... Of all the many Hillary-scenarios floated on FR, the "grieving widow who pledges to carry on the legacy of her dear departed and sainted husband" has been a missing schtick--

All the more surprising, given the penchant for the American lumpen-electoriat to display their maudlin credulity by electing just such unworthies time and again.

[Renfield]

Hillary is a cunning linguist, as well.

[Tall_Texan]

Yup. It would have already happened but that Hillary isn't 1/10th the fundraiser that Bill is.

[EGPWS]

Clinton being in the Stronach family box at the Preakness..

OK, don't know about you guys, but I ain't touching this statement.......

Only with the name "Clinton" in the statement, could it be considered "untouchable"!

[NativeNewYorker]

My tagline is a reference to her calling a campaign staffer "a f**king Jew b*stard". She's an anti-semite from suburban Chicago. Not the first I've known.

[wattsup]

If I were to advise this woman, I would tell her to find plenty of body guards. People that threaten Hitlery don't seem to live long or they have their lives trashed.

[arasina]

Belinda does resemble a cleaned-up, younger, larger bosomed Hillary.

[dljordan]

Whose hooters? Bill looks like he's got quite a set too.

[johnny7]

Belinda will have to beat Bill off with a stick. Get it? Beat him off...?

[NetValue]

Observe carefully how "The Smear" emerges and grows....

[Loyalist]

Belinda Stronach's achievements to date:

Dropped out of university after one year.
Worked at Magna all her life.
Dabbled a bit with a restaurant and a clothing boutique.
Two brief marriages, one to a senior Magna executive, the other to a Norwegian speed skating Olympic medallist.
Gave money to both Peter MacKay (the last leader of the old Progressive Conservative Party) and David Orchard, the left-wing anti-free trade organic farmer/two-time PC leadership contender.
Inherited the presidency of Magna from her father.

Er....that's it, folks.

[Old Grumpy]

I get it! I'm falling out of my chair with laughter! Wish I'd thought of it first.

[Othniel]

She looks kind of like that woman who almost married George in "Seinfeld," but who died of adhesive poisoning after licking 400 cheap wedding invitation envelopes.

[NeoCaveman]

Not bad at all, for Bill.

[js1138]

Some of those pics remind me of Martha Stewart.

[Hildy]

She actually looks more like an older version of the singer JEWEL.

[Las Vegas Dave]

Maybe Hittlery would go for threesome?

Only if the other two are Janet Reno and Nancy Polosi?.

[hotpotato]

Liberal women are bimbos to view these two as heroes. Gag. Puke. Retch.

Not sure how much of that infatuation with the Hillabillie dominates the left or is an illusion created by a few belonging to the leftist publications. The actual vote, I believe, would tell a different story.

Californians: click on image for more info

[BobS]

"Is that a dairy farm expression?"

No. I think you need my help. "Dipping Low' was a song by ZZ Top about 15 years ago that explained a few things. I have to shave because whenever I try to grow a beard it itches:) LOL So I shave every day... So I won't scratch myself in front of you:)

[mlmr]

She looks just like hillary and wears black pantsuits too!!