The secret society that ties Bush and Kerry

The Telegraph UK ^ | (Filed: 01/02/2004) | Only The Shadow Knows

[.cnI redruM]

It's all a big conspiracy.....

The Skull 'N Bones Society will rule the world.

[50sDad]

Somebody have the "Oh, Jeez, Not this Cr@p Again" graphic?

[LongsforReagan]

Sounds awesome. Maybe they will have to have a duel!

[Constitution Day]

The Skull 'N Bones Society will rule the world.

You are mistaken, grasshopper.
The REAL rulers are the Nasty Little Clique™.

[jtminton]

I hope they don't debate naked in coffins. And the resident prostitute in the White House moved out in Jan of 2001.

[js1138]

This is gonna cause trouble in the Doonesbury household. Skull and Bones was one of Trudeau's huge hits against Bush.

[Prodigal Son]

I was listening to Coast to Coast the other morning and they had some guy that was a self proclaimed expert on the Skull and Bones. Weird... Apparently, they're out to rule the world.

[hellinahandcart]

Somebody have the "Oh, Jeez, Not this Cr@p Again" graphic?

Talk to Eddie Willers, he has the family-friendly version.

[hellinahandcart]

They really don't have anything new in their arsenal, do they? AWOL, DWI, Skull & Bones, Big Oil, and Shouldn't Have Traded Sammy Sosa.

[bigcheese]

yes, yes ... all this is nice and stuff, but what we really want to know is: how does being a skull and boner fit in with the Build-a-Burgers and CFR and Trilaterals and Masons and Greys and Area 51 and Roswell and (what else am i missing???)

[KarlInOhio]

You left out the Pope's chemtrails.

[Constitution Day]

Don't forget contradicting arguments "Bush Is Stupid" and "Bush Is An Evil, Scheming Genius". ;)

How DO they reconcile those?

[Solamente]

Maybe Kerry's initiation involved having his head squeezed in a vise.

[BureaucratusMaximus]

Build-a-Burgers and CFR and Trilaterals and Masons and Greys and Area 51 and Roswell and (what else am i missing???)

The Rotary Club, and the Bricklayers Union. They're out to rule the world too dontchaknow.

[bigcheese]

ah, ha! I knew i was forgetting something .... the Pope's chemtrails. How could one forget?!?!??!

Thank you, and once I have this final piece of the puzzle (the skull and boners) in place, I will publishing my Mother of all Conspiracy's report and will, of course, give you due attribution. in a small footnote. somewhere.

[Ohioan]

I have no problem with people belonging to very exclusive private clubs; no problem with the affluent or socially prominent isolating themselves socially. But I have a very great problem with the sort of ideology which has prevailed on Ivy League campuses for at least the past two generations--and in the case of Harvard and Columbia, in many departments, the past three generations.

I have attacked this mindset in my essay Myths & Mythmakers In American "Higher" Education. It is this mindset, which in economics calls for Keynesian overreaches and economic deception, and in inter-group relations for the pretense of an undifferentiated humanity, that is the implicit justification for almost all of the Leftward moving trends in the West since World War II. I only wish we had a media, which had the sense, integrity and courage to ask the appropriate questions, both about the pseudo economics, pseudo sociology and pseudo science, involved, and about where the candidates stand in relation to same.

Alas, we live in the age where the media have neither sense or integrity; and their idea of courage, is to try to outdo one another in catering to the "in" mindset in their own circles.

William Flax

[#3Fan]

Kerry's going to have to throw his membership documents over the fraternity picket fence to denounce the club. (Maybe he can use Bush's membership documents to throw and keep his)

[1Old Pro]

It was just another excuse to get together and drink all while pretending is was some secret society to impress their parents.

[Incorrigible]

This song is the ancient drinking song for the Stonecutters. The Stonecutters are a 1500 year old secret organization "who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth" (according to "Number One" - the Springfield Stonecutters' leader). The aim of the society is for the members to get drunk, play ping-pong and find the Chosen One who has the Stonecutters symbol for a birthmark. This turns out to be Homer.
 

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We do! We do!
 

[bigcheese]

And who drives those d*mn small cars in parades? they have to be in on it. prolly training for use of UN micro-tanks when the blue helmets march in.
btw, how could i forget about the UN??!?!?!??!?!?