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FReeper Canteen ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 04-02-04

Posted on 02/04/2004 12:55:04 AM PST by Radix

Edited on 06/26/2004 10:58:58 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

 
 
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Pancakes on Wednesdays
 
The Patriots are the 2004 Super Bowl Champions.

Welcome to Pancakes on Wednesdays.

Wednesday, February 4, 2004

Here is an amalgamation of trivial facts and seemingly useless data.

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Look it up!

From the Radixionary

DACTYLONOMY

The art of counting on the fingers.

To describe it so is to severely underestimate the skill of those who employed this technique. For it was not just a matter of using the whole finger, as some of us still do when we suffer temporary numerical embarrassment. After all, every finger has a knuckle, two joints and three bones (one joint and two bones for the thumb) and all of them, on both hands, were used to count up to 9,999. There are descriptions of the method from the Middle East, Asia and other places, and by the Venerable Bede from the north-east of England in the eighth century AD. Paintings exist from more than four thousand years ago showing Egyptians counting in this way, and we know it was common in classical Greece and Rome. Related methods were used in some civilizations to negotiate prices between buyer and seller, with the hands hidden under a cloth, in a serious exchange reminiscent of paper-scissors-stone, or that ancient finger game called morra in Italy. The word is from Greek daktulos, finger, plus –nomia, related to nomos, law, that we use to mark some specified area of knowledge.

Happy Birthday

Fernand Léger 1881

Leger prepared pancakes with an entirely different angle.

He painted objects in space without perspective or support: `the real subject is the object.' Later in life he began to free himself from his fear of the machine, and he painted, in brilliant colors, humans and animals attempting to struggle clear of the geometry of the mechanized world

Happy Birthday 

Charles Lindbergh 1902

Early in the morning on May 20, 1927 Charles A. Lindbergh took off in The Spirit of St. Louis from Roosevelt Field near New York City. Flying northeast along the coast, he was sighted later in the day flying over Nova Scotia and Newfoundland. From St. Johns, Newfoundland, he headed out over the Atlantic, using only a magnetic compass, his airspeed indicator, and luck to navigate toward Ireland. The flight had captured the imagination of the American public like few events in history. Citizens waited nervously by their radios, listening for news of the flight. When Lindbergh was seen crossing the Irish coast, the world cheered and eagerly anticipated his arrival in Paris. A frenzied crowd of more than 100,000 people gathered at Le Bourget Field to greet him. When he landed, less than 34 hours after his departure from New York, Lindbergh became the first person to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.

Lindbergh's first airplane was called the "Spirit of  Pancakes."

Happy Birthday

Byron Nelson 1912

I am an excellent driver.

Born Texas, USA, Nelson is remembered as one of the most consistent golfers of all time.

Nelson's is a remarkable story. He grew up close to Ben Hogan and both men caddied at the same golf club. Although Nelson turned professional in 1932.

Nelson was known as one of the most consistent of Pancake eaters before every Driving Contest.

Happy Birthday

Rosa Parks 1913

In the long struggle against segregation, there was only one "Mother of the Civil Rights Movement." In 1955, a 42-year-old African-American seamstress engaged in a simple act of civil disobedience that launched a pivotal event in the civil rights movement.

Rosa Parks was also known as a great pancake connoisseur.

Happy Birthday

Dick Seaman 1913

I am an excellent driver.

The 1934 ex Dick Seaman 1935 Mille Miglia team car entered by Dean Butler

As a yuppie opened the door of his BMW, a car suddenly raced by, smashed the door and tore it off. When police arrived, the yuppie cried: "Look what they've done to my precious Beemer!"
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!" the officer replied. "You're so worried about your darned BMW, you haven't even noticed that your left arm has been ripped off!"
"Ohmygod!" cried the yuppie, staring at his bloody shoulder.
"Where's my Rolex?!"

Happy Birthday

Ida Lupino 1918

Is it so difficult to believe that I ate a lot of pancakes?

Happy Birthday

Today's Wednesday field trip takes us to Mad Ludwig's Castle...

The inspiration for Walt Disney and the the castle in the Magic Kingdom.

Happy Birthday

Betty Friedan 1921

The housewives Betty Friedan interviewed in the '60s expressed an existential emptiness at the core. They stayed at home and defined themselves by what their husbands did and what their families needed. Within that decade, though, a new women's movement would convince half of all Americans that it wasn't they themselves who had the problem. It was the patriarchy: a male-dominated system that confined women to a support role they didn't even realize they were playing.

On Paradise Island, everyone eats pancakes.

Happy Birthday


Conrad Bain 1923

Pancakes for breakfast.  It does a body good.

A perfect pancake is a thing of beauty.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
a to the n plus b to the n does not equal
c to the n for all n greater than two

Happy Birthday

Gary Conway 1936

I lived in a wonderful land of giant pancakes.

Japanese Ice cream

Chicken Wing Ice Cream (Nagoya Tebasaki) 

Nagoya is famous for its poultry, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that the taste of this ice cream is best described as foul. It actually tastes like a fried chicken wing, which is fine if that's what you're eating, but not if you're tucking into some ice cream. 

Would you like some Octopus or Eel with your Ice Cream?

There are no octopus or eel flavored pancakes in the Canteen.

Happy Birthday

Florence LaRue (The Fifth Dimension) 1944

This is the dawning of the Age of Pancakes.

Mixin' pancakes,
Stirrin' pancakes,
Pop 'em in the pan;
Fryin' pancakes,
Flippin' pancakes,
Catch 'em if you can!

Happy Birthday

Alice Cooper 1948

We eat dead pancakes and make up stupid songs about them.

I have a pancake dream, and I am sharing it here.
Happy Birthday

Pamela Franklin 1950

Although now (unfortunately) a mere footnote in film history, Pamela Franklin had at one time both the ability and the momentum to have gone all the way to the top of her profession. Born in Tokyo, Japan on February 4, 1950 to British parents, Pamela Franklin spent her childhood living in Hong Kong, Australia, and Ceylon.

The Pancake hat phenomenon is bound to make a big comeback someday.

About a Hundred Dollars!

Recently, THE UNCOVEROR sent three staff members to Horse Branch, Arkansas. They were to investigate a rash of bizarre livestock birth defects, including a two-headed calf, and Siamese triplet piglets. The Horse Branch Inn, the only motel in town, had only one room available.  The three men had to share it. They were initially told that the room would cost thirty dollars. Each man gave the clerk ten. After a while, the clerk realized that he had overcharged them. The actual price of the room was twenty six dollars. He instructed the cleaning lady to take our investigative team their money back, totaling four dollars. She realized that she could not divide four dollars evenly among three men. They decided to let her keep one as a tip. Each man got back one dollar.

At first nothing seemed strange, but the more staff writer, Randolph Carter Smith thought about it, he was sure something did not add up. Initially, each man had paid ten dollars for the room, 10+10+10=30

About a hundred dollars.

After they had their refunds, each man had paid nine dollars for the room. 9+9+9=27.

They tipped the cleaning lady one dollar. 27+1=28!

About a hundred dollars.

There were supposed to be thirty. Two dollars were missing. We have racked our brains trying to figure this out. Smith thinks this is a curious mathematical conundrum that a mathematician could probably explain. His partners, Investigator, Randall Johnson, and photographer, William Power are sure this is some kind of new scam being run by motel owners. They want an explanation of where the two dollars went. The team was so dismayed, and confused that they forgot to investigate the mutant livestock!

One of the pivotal events that helped bring about the American Revolution took place on March 5, 1770. This event was the Boston Massacre. The patriots would use this incident to further their cause of fighting against British tyranny.

Happy Birthday

Lawrence Taylor 1959

We are counting cards.

I always ate the LT version of pancakes, even though I eat like a Giant.

Happy Birthday

Gabrielle Anwar 1970

I use pancake makeup.

Don't forget the Maple Syrup

  Photosynthate is largely composed of large molecules (sucrose) that are expensive to transport and is moved by a process called TRANSLOCATION from sites of synthesis (source) to sites of use or storage (sink) via the PHLOEM

A. The evidence: Aphid experiments and maple syrup and C14 labeled CO2 studies. The flow rate is about 1 meter per hour which is too fast for diffusion.

B. Girdling blocks translocation

 Not your Grandmother's idea about the nature of Maple Syrup.

Augh, pancake syrup. on right Augh.

On this day:

 1783 - Britain declared a formal cessation of hostilities with its former colonies, the United States of America.

On this day

Treaty of Paris

Would you like a peace of pancakes?

Cornwallis surrenders to Washington at Yorktown.

The real cessation of hostilities

As a condition of surrender, we will not require you to use grey poupon on your pancakes.

On this day

1789 - Electors unanimously chose George Washington to be the first president of the United States.

 

I cannot tell a lie, I ate all of my pancakes.

On this day

1847 - In Maryland, the first U.S. Telegraph Company was established.

What hath God wrought?

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Pancakes on Wednesdays

On this day:


1901 - "Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines" opened in New York City.

I wonder where Hi-Jinks got his name from.

 Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines

I'm Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines
I feed my horse on corn and beans,
And sport young ladies in their teens
Tho' a Captain in the Army.
  I teach the ladies how to dance
  How to dance, how to dance
  I teach the ladies how to dance
  For I'm the pet of the Army

cho: I'm Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines
     I feed my horse on corn and beans,
     And often live beyond my means
     Tho' a Captain in the Army.

I joined the Corps when twenty-one
Of course I thought it capital fun
When the enemy comes, of course I run
For I'm not cut out for the Army.
  When I left home, mamma she cried
  Mamma she cried, mamma she cried,
  When I left home, mamma she cried,
  "He's not cut out for the Army."

The first time I went out for drill
The bugler sounding made me ill
Of the battlefield I'd had my fill
For I'm not cut out for the Army,
  The officers, they all did shout
  They all did shout, they all did shout,
  The officers, they all did shout,
  "Why, kick him out of the Army!"

On this day:

1904 - The Russo-Japanese War began after Japan laid siege to Port Arthur.

The Russo-Japanese War of 1904-05, which began with the Japanese naval attack on Port Arthur, had its roots in the simultaneous determination of both Japan and Russia to develop 'spheres of influence' in the Far East, mainly at the expense of China.

On this day:

1936 - Radium E. became the first radioactive substance to be produced synthetically.

Noone cares about geeky autodynamics, so we are looking at cars.

 

No Radium with the pancakes, only maple syrup.  

On this day:

1941 - The Snited Oervice Urganizations (SOU) was created.
 
The letters of this Organizations name were deliberately jumbled up in order that no one gets tee'd off
 
Happy Birthday
United Service Organization

On this day:

1945 - During World War II, U.S. President Roosevelt, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and Soviet leader Josef Stalin began a conference at Yalta to outline plans for Germany's defeat. 

After the Pancake eating contest, the leaders took a well deserved break.

On this day

1952 - Jackie Robinson was named Director of Communication for NBC. He was the first black executive of a major radio-TV network.

We are counting cards.

Jackie Roninson was a pancake pioneer.

On this day

 
1957 - Smith-Corona Manufacturing Inc., of New York, began selling portable electric typewriters. The first machine weighed 19 pounds.
 
QWERTY was originally a code word for pancakes.

1968 - The world's largest hovercraft was launched at Cowes, Isle of Wight.

 
Some hover crafts are nicknamed pancakes.
On this day:

1974 - Patty Hearst was kidnapped in Berkeley, CA., by the Symbionese Liberation Army.

Some folks will do anything for a plate of pancakes.

On this day:

1997 - A civil jury in California found O.J. Simpson liable in the death of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Goldman's parents were awarded $8.5 million in compensatory damages.

 
OJ lost in Court, and so he had to sell his secret pancake recipes.
DACTYPANCAKELONOMY IS THE ART OF EATING PANCAKES WITH THE FINGERS.
Pancakes Wednesdays
Definitely
 


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SALUTE!

 


21 posted on 02/04/2004 4:35:15 AM PST by tomkow6
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Good morning, MR. RADIX! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD
 

MORNING

TROOPS!

 


22 posted on 02/04/2004 4:36:03 AM PST by tomkow6
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Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

A Baptist preacher and his wife decided they needed a dog.
Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must
also be Baptist.

They visited an expensive kennel and explained their needs
to the manager, who assured them he had just the dog for
them. The dog was produced and the manager said, "Fetch
the Bible."

The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books,
located the Bible, and brought it to the manager. The manager
then said "Find Psalms 23". The dog, showing marvelous
dexterity with his paws, leafed thru the Bible, found the correct
passage, and pointed to it with his paw. Duly impressed, the
couple purchased the dog.

That evening a group of parishioners came to visit. The preacher
and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate
several Bible verses. The visitors were amazed. Finally, one
man asked, "Can he do normal dog tricks too?"

"Let's see" said the preacher. Pointing his finger at the dog, he
commanded "Heel!" The dog immediately jumped up on a chair,
placed one paw on the preacher's forehead and began to howl.

The preacher turned to his wife and exclaimed "Good grief,
we've bought a Pentecostal dog!"

23 posted on 02/04/2004 4:36:38 AM PST by tomkow6
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Chicagoland Weather

 

February 04, 2004
Chicago, IL
Sunrise 7:00 AM (CST)
Sunset 5:06 PM (CST)
Hrs. of Daylight 10 Hrs., 6 Mins
Currently    
 
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Fair
      Hi: 22
      Lo: 2
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5 Day Forecast

THU FRI SAT SUN MON
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Snow Showers
High: 30
Low: 28
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Few Snow Showers
High: 28
Low: 18
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Scattered Flurries/Wind
High: 18
Low: 13
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Partly Cloudy
High: 24
Low: 12
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Partly Cloudy
High: 27
Low: 20

24 posted on 02/04/2004 4:37:13 AM PST by tomkow6
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Best Pancake syrup ever. Mrs. Butterworths!......
25 posted on 02/04/2004 4:46:33 AM PST by CTOCS (I'd rather have a bottleinfrontofme than a frontallobotomy)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6; LaDivaLoca; JohnHuang2
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Pancakes/Waffles Day !


Click for Dallas, Texas Forecast


Have a cup while you Freep !






For those who prefer hot chocolate.....



26 posted on 02/04/2004 4:53:14 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Check out this HILARIOUS story !! haha!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060580/posts)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Good morning to all.... Will be in meetings all day.... YUCK!!!!


27 posted on 02/04/2004 4:53:22 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (WARNING! Every name on every tombstone in the country equals one democrat vote.)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Good morning to all.... Will be in meetings all day.... YUCK!!!!


28 posted on 02/04/2004 4:54:28 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (WARNING! Every name on every tombstone in the country equals one democrat vote.)
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29 posted on 02/04/2004 5:06:27 AM PST by tomkow6
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To: Radix
Good morning, Radix!!

WooHoo! It's Pancakes On Wednesday!!

Yummy!
30 posted on 02/04/2004 5:10:03 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to all of our Troops and their families!!)
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To: Aeronaut
Good morning, Aeronaut! How are you today??

31 posted on 02/04/2004 5:10:42 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to all of our Troops and their families!!)
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To: E.G.C.
Good morning, E.G.C! How are you doing today?? How's the weather??
32 posted on 02/04/2004 5:11:17 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to all of our Troops and their families!!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Good morning, Mr.Tonkin!!

How are you today?? Are you back in bed yet? I hope so!!

*HUGS*
33 posted on 02/04/2004 5:11:55 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to all of our Troops and their families!!)
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To: MoJo2001
Hi MoJo, I'm great. How are you?
34 posted on 02/04/2004 5:12:07 AM PST by Aeronaut (In my humble opinion, the new expression for backing down from a fight should be called 'frenching')
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To: tomkow6
Hi Bro! How are you today??

*HUGS*

35 posted on 02/04/2004 5:12:23 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to all of our Troops and their families!!)
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To: Aeronaut
I'm doing wonderful!!
36 posted on 02/04/2004 5:12:47 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to all of our Troops and their families!!)
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To: Arrowhead1952
Good morning, Arrowhead! How are you today?? Thank you for your service to America!
37 posted on 02/04/2004 5:13:40 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to all of our Troops and their families!!)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Good morning Meekie! How are you today?? Thanks for the hot chocolate. It's a bit chilly over here today!
38 posted on 02/04/2004 5:14:22 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to all of our Troops and their families!!)
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To: MoJo2001
Good morning, MoJO2001.(HUGS)

We're watching a major winter storm move through part of the plains. Snow in the Northern parts of Oklahoma. Nothing here yet.

39 posted on 02/04/2004 5:14:22 AM PST by E.G.C.
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Yikes!!

I'm so ready for Spring already. *HUGS*
40 posted on 02/04/2004 5:15:04 AM PST by MoJo2001 (Thank you to all of our Troops and their families!!)
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