Skip to comments.
BATTLING BOOBS: Primary Democrats 9, Janet Jackson 1 [Janet For President?]
Posted on 02/01/2004 10:56:43 PM PST by Doctor Raoul
Janet looks at Howard Dean, John Kerry, John Edwards and the others and realizes that she could be the first woman to run for President, totally cuttin in on Hillary. After all, all you have to be to be a candidate as the Democrat Presidential candidate is be a boob.
So considder tonight's "performance" for what it was, a declaration of her candidacy for the Democrat Presidential nomination.
Having said that, Dean will win the Democrat slot, none of them is a bigger boob than Dean. Having spent all that money on orange hats and shirts, you'd have thought he'd at least get his army of campaign workers to pick up some trash along the highways as they left Iowa and New Hampshire.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: nipplegate
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-29 last
To: CougarGA7
HEHE
21
posted on
02/02/2004 11:20:34 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Come see the violence inherent in the system!)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Another one for my Tourist Guy archive.
22
posted on
02/02/2004 11:24:33 AM PST
by
CougarGA7
(MTV couldn't get that boob named Micheal so they settled for Janet's boob.)
To: martin_fierro; Conspiracy Guy
LOL (Hey CG, where were YOU last night?)
23
posted on
02/02/2004 12:18:29 PM PST
by
DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
(Four hours is too long for a Democrat to sit in the Oval Office, let alone four years. Vote W '04)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
I was watching "Gods and Generals" Civil War Epic on DVD. I haven't watched a SuperBowl in over 30 years. This confirms that I did the right thing in advance.
CG
24
posted on
02/02/2004 12:24:28 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(This tagline is made from 100% virtual material. Do not remove under penalty of law.)
To: bigghurtt
me smells a janet jackson tour revving up. "this oughta BOOST my career with otherwise SAGGING ticket sales"
25
posted on
02/02/2004 4:11:06 PM PST
by
techwench
(let's see, format c: /u should fix it)
To: martin_fierro
LOL
26
posted on
02/02/2004 5:53:33 PM PST
by
Doctor Raoul
(How can they call it a "Peace March" when they unconditionally support those who kill our soldiers?)
To: Doctor Raoul
To: Doctor Raoul
Bad News
When Janet Jackson's Boob came out it saw its shadow and we are gong to have six more weeks of winter.
To: Doctor Raoul
booboisie
SYLLABICATION: boob·oi·sie
PRONUNCIATION: bbwä-z
NOUN: A class of people regarded as stupid and gullible.
ETYMOLOGY: boob1 + (bourge)oisie.
29
posted on
02/04/2004 1:32:41 PM PST
by
mewzilla
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-29 last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
