Teresa on the Stump, Teresa Heinz Kerry, from Mozambique, PRO-ABORTION Catholic, UN Enmployee, etc.

Time ^ | 02.01.04

[Coleus]

From Ann Coulter

Kerry was indisputably brave in Vietnam, and it's kind of cute to see Democrats pretend to admire military service. Physical courage, like chastity, is something liberals usually deride, but are tickled when it accidentally manifests itself in one of their own. One has to stand in awe of Kerry's military service 33 years ago. Of course, that's where it ends, including with Kerry -- inasmuch as, upon his return from war in 1970, he promptly began trashing his fellow Vietnam vets by calling them genocidal murderers.

But if Bush can't talk to Kerry about the horrors of war, then Kerry sure as hell can't talk to anyone about the plight of the middle class. Kerry's life experience consists of living off other men's money by marrying their wives and daughters.

For over 30 years, Kerry's primary occupation has been stalking lonely heiresses. Not to get back to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a room full of wealthy widows as "a target-rich environment." This is a guy whose experience dealing with tax problems is based on spending his entire adult life being supported by rich women. What does a kept man know about taxes?

In 1970, Kerry married into the family of Julia Thorne -- a family estimated to be worth about $300 million. She got depressed, so he promptly left her and was soon seen catting around with Hollywood starlets, mostly while the cad was still married. (Apparently, JFK really was his mentor.) Thorne is well-bred enough to say nothing ill of her Lothario ex-husband. He is, after all, the father of her children -- a fact that never seemed to constrain him.

When Kerry was about to become the latest Heinz family charity, he sought to have his marriage to Thorne annulled, despite the fact that it had produced two children. It seems his second meal ticket, Teresa Heinz, wanted the first marriage annulled -- and Heinz is worth more than $700 million. Kerry claims he will stand up to powerful interests, but he can't even stand up to his wife.

Heinz made Kerry sign a prenuptial agreement, presumably aware of how careless he is with other people's property, such as other people's Vietnam War medals, which Kerry threw on the ground during a 1971 anti-war demonstration.

At pains to make Kerry sound like a normal American, his campaign has described how Kerry risked everything, mortgaging his home in Boston to help pay for his presidential campaign. Technically, Kerry took out a $6 million mortgage for "his share" of "the family's home" -- which was bought with the Heinz family fortune. (Why should he spend his own money? He didn't throw away his own medals.) I'm sure the average working stiff in Massachusetts can relate to a guy who borrows $6 million against his house to pay for TV ads.

Kerry's campaign has stoutly insisted that he will pay off the mortgage himself, with no help from his rich wife. Let's see: According to tax returns released by his campaign, in 2002, Kerry's income was $144,091. But as The Washington Post recently reported, even a $5 million mortgage paid back over 30 years at favorable interest rates would cost $30,389 a month -- or $364,668 a year.

The Democrats' joy at nominating Kerry is perplexing. To be sure, liberals take a peculiar, wrathful pleasure in supporting pacifist military types. And Kerry's life story is not without a certain feral aggression. But if we're going to determine fitness for office based on life experience, Kerry clearly has no experience dealing with problems of typical Americans since he is a cad and a gigolo living in the lap of other men's money.

Kerry is like some character in a Balzac novel, an adventurer twirling the end of his mustache and preying on rich women. This low-born poseur with his threadbare pseudo-Brahmin family bought a political career with one rich woman's money, dumped her, and made off with another heiress to enable him to run for president. If Democrats want to talk about middle-class tax cuts, couldn't they nominate someone who hasn't been a poodle to rich women for past 33 years?

[Coleus]

It is my understanding that Kerry was refused an annulment.>>

So according to the church he's living in sin and can not receive holy communion.

I wonder where they were married and who married them???

[BlackElk]

He was largely a RINO

[Brittany]

Actually he was granted the annullment, and they were married at her Nantucket home.

[pointsal]

If a Republican had a white african connection, the press would be going nutty.

[Brittany]

Yes she is a citizen, she has been a citizen since 1971, when she moved to the US with John Heinz.

[ladyjane]

I was reading an article about her the other day that said she's a real harridan!

UNDERSTATEMENT!

[Coleus]

Thanks for the info. are you voting for him?

So the pro-gay, pro-abort Catholic gold digger received an annulment. I wonder how much he paid for it?

and they were married at her Nantucket home.>>

It's against the catholic faith to get married outside of the church building. I can't see how a priest would violate canon law to marry someone in a backyard. Unless the good old Cardinal was paid off.

[Brittany]

No I am not voting for Kerry, I don't actually think Kerry would be a very good president.

[Coleus]

I don't actually think Kerry would be a very good president.
>>

I agree with you on that. Can you find out who the priest was who married them? thanks.

[Smartass]

HOW CAN "HANOI JOHN" CLAIM TERESA OFF LIMITS
Monday, May 10, 2004 11:51 p.m. EDT
Teresa: Bush Enviro Record 'a Sin Against Humankind'

Would-be first lady Teresa Heinz Kerry blasted President Bush's environmental record over the weekend, calling it "a sin against humankind."
Speaking before the Rev. Al Sharpton's National Action Network in Manhattan, Heinz Kerry said the administration's efforts to alter the clean air and water acts were "inexcusable and unforgivable."
The $700 million ketchup heiress, who jets around in a gas-guzzling Gulfstream V and owns several SUVs, then went even further, describing the Bush record as "a sin against humankind, period."
For his part, Sharpton defended Sen. Kerry against charges that his senior campaign staff is virtually all white, saying the Kerry campaign was more racially inclusive "in this stage" of the contest than the 1992 Clinton campaign.

WHEN HER MOUTH IS MOVING FASTER THAN HIS!

[onyx]

That's a good one.
She's off limits but she can blast VP Cheney,
foreign accent and all.

[potlatch]

WHEN HER MOUTH IS MOVING FASTER THAN HIS!

Has to, he dronesssssssssssssssssss

[PhilDragoo]

They've got to go through me first.

[devolve]

  THE   AFRICAN   QUEEN  

[Happy2BMe]

Ping on Teresa Heinz - post #55 - Eddy's splendid work.

(Shudder the thought of another HILLLARY in the making . .)

[MeekOneGOP]

haha ! Good one, Eddy !! :^)

[hgro]

Kerry's elderly wife, burdened by her great wealth and being an immigrant (which gives her insight we don't have), feels she must tutor the ignorant masses on life and how to live it.

[Coleus]

burdened by her great wealth >>>

and rear end.

[potlatch]

I just realized, twinkys match his outfit!!!