John Kerry: Nice Piece Of Meat

01/28/04 | torchthemummy

[torchthemummy]

John Kerry: Nice Piece Of Meat

I've been waiting to tell this story for sometime. I wanted to see whether John Kerry's campaign would go anywhere or not. Since he seems to be leading the pack it's time to tell a simple, yet telling, story of Kerry that I witnessed for myself.

In 1998-1999 I was working at a small, highly-rated gourmet shop on Beacon Hill in Boston. It was at the height of the impeachment trial and Kerry had just flown back to Boston. Once he had gotten to his Beacon Hill home at 19 Louisburg Square (yes, the same one mortgaged and site of the infamous "little dig" episode where Kerry and Heinz had a fire hydrant moved around the corner to add another parking spot) he gave our store a call just as we were closing. He asked if he could sneak down real quick to get a few items and the manager agreed.

When he got down to the store he knocked and we let him in. He was wearing his brand-new looking Vietnam Vets leather jacket that always stood out as a cry for admiration (who knew he served?). As a conservative and having already met him multiple times before, I didn't see this as an appropriate time to reveal my political belief system since I felt it would be a waste of time and breath so I casually asked how he was doing. Assuming I knew of his current position as a member of the highest-profile jury since Andrew Johnson, he said "It's tough dealing with sexual fanatics."

Then Kerry moved over to the meat section and was having a conversation with the butcher on duty when one of the employees, an attractive 15 year-old hispanic girl, walked by to get to the back of the store. As she approached Kerry gave a purring hello and then as she passed, grabbed a package of beef and while staring at the 15-year-old's, er, posterior, pronounced, "Now that's a nice piece of meat."

I wanted to belt the guy right then and there. Needless to say I didn't.

Anyways, it's not a blockbuster story but illustrates that Kerry is another in a large club on the left that profess to be a "Champion of Women" just for political posturing/gain while in the background are just salivating (and maybe more) at every pretty thing that comes their way. Bill Clinton would be proud.

So if you see Kerry on the trail in a state near you, yell out "Nice piece of meat" and see what kind of reaction you get.

[torchthemummy]

I don't have a problem with looking either - you can even do that in a gentlemanly-way.

[Eva]

I think the fact that Kerry was talking to no one in particular is very telling. I meant the remark to be demeaning, and he meant it the same way a middle school boy would, to build himself up as a macho jerk, all the while wearing a Vietnam Vet jacket. This man is a real piece of work.

Thanks for the story.

[torchthemummy]

I should also add that I can't prove he knew her under-eighteen status although if you saw her at the time most would have made such a presumption. The age was not the main point but a strong bit player. It was the DC-circumstance that he was involved in at the time that was to judge the testimony under oath of Clinton's (s)exploits while at the same time doing his best to emulate the Porcelain King that made it so memorable and instructive of the hypocrisy of the left in regards to their feminist stands (not to mention the feminists themselves.)

Sorry about the run-on.

[Little Bill]

A guy I work with, 20 years, was a bouncer at his brothers club in the Fenway Park area, he has a lot of Kerry stories, but I can't get him to let me put them in the public record. A close friend went to college with his brother, played football with him at UNH, and my brother in law knows him and his brother. played with one at Zoo Mass and against the other.

[AnalogReigns]

"my eye was caught by a petite, foxy, well built young woman. I did what I do best, chatting her up, figuring in my mind she was early 20s.

After a couple of minutes of small talk it became clear I was hitting on a high school Sophmore or Junior ..."


I had a similar encounter. When I was about 35 a bridesmaid at a friend's wedding was a real looker, so I was chatting with her. Figuring her about 25--she acted very mature--I asked what school she had gone to ("school" being lingo for college), she answered,

"oh, I'm still in school now."

So I asked year she was, she says,

"Well, I'm a freshman"

Hmmmm, now from 25, to 20, and now age 18, I'm on guard, but still friendly, so I further ask,

"What school is that?" she says,

"XYZ Academy" to which I answer,

"Hmmmm, never heard of that, where is that college located?" To which she said,

"Ohhhh, its not a college its a high school!"

The "25 year old" ended up to be age 15. I took a big gulp of my champagne and found an excuse to go talk to someone else....

[Sloth]

Actually, it's eyewitness testimony. If you or I repeat it to someone else, that's hearsay.

[HitmanLV]

Hahaha! Lets be careful out there!

[NYC Republican]

[13foxtrot]

Candidate sees "attractive" hispanic girls butt and digs it. Comments on same to another dude. OK, where's the problem?

The problem is that the original poster did not post an illustrative link....to provide context.

[mountaineer]

the whole town knows he cheats on Teresa.

John F-ing had better duck, then:

Heinz Kerry has been talking up a storm lately, with a frankness that has her husband's campaign staffers up in arms. She ... made a gunshot sound when asked what she'd do if Kerry were unfaithful. She never really suspected either of her husbands of cheating, she added. "What I expect of them, they have a right to expect of me," she said. "Maybe I'm into 18-year-olds." full story

[Howlin]

Gosh, you absolutely find the BEST stuff!

[mountaineer]

The article I linked in #70 (kudos to neenah for finding it and alerting me to it) and this one, from the WashPost, offer some insight into the Kerry-Heinz relationship, to say the least.

[Howlin]

You know, that's the most expensive house in Georgetown -- and John Edwards and his wife now own the second most expensive one. One has to wonder why, since next January he'll be unemployed.

[cajungirl]

The issue with Kerry is not that he noticed a good looking girl or a good looking girl's butt. It is that he had to make a point of noting it to another guy in a teenagers way. Now why does a man approaching 60 have to do that? It is passing strange to me that a man of that age and position would do that,,bespeaks a certain stunted quality, a immaturity if you ask me.

[skip2myloo]

Just kidding, I was being facetious

I should've used /sarcasm.

Sorry.

[Doctor Raoul]

It may be true, but it's hearsay.

Maybe if you say it, but for the author, it's either the truth or a lie.

Depends if you believe this poster or not. Kerry's such a wack job that'd I'd beleive you saying that your cat gives you stock market tips before I'd believe anything Ketchup Boy says.

All he's asked is to inquire, "Nice piece of meat" and look for a reaction, so what's the big deal? If Kerry does nothing, the author's got egg on their face. You afaid Kerry will than that as some lind of sexual advance?

[Mo1]

Hey peach .. didn't you mention the Boston Globe had stories about Kerry on this subject?

[Doctor Raoul]

I seem to recall that when drunk at a bar or a party, Kerry started hitting on women with lines that were corny even for the 60s. Anyone remember that story too?

[Mo1]

(though a friend confides that Heinz Kerry has recently become concerned about her weight and she confesses to undergoing Botox treatments).

From that article .. HAHAHAHAHA .. I guess she's giving John Beauty advice too!

[montag813]

one of the employees, an attractive 15 year-old hispanic girl, walked by to get to the back of the store. As she approached Kerry gave a purring hello and then as she passed, grabbed a package of beef and while staring at the 15-year-old's, er, posterior, pronounced, "Now that's a nice piece of meat."

I too enjoy the posteriors of Latino women. At least he's not a fag, like "Wes" Clark.