John Kerry: Nice Piece Of Meat

01/28/04 | torchthemummy

[torchthemummy]

John Kerry: Nice Piece Of Meat

I've been waiting to tell this story for sometime. I wanted to see whether John Kerry's campaign would go anywhere or not. Since he seems to be leading the pack it's time to tell a simple, yet telling, story of Kerry that I witnessed for myself.

In 1998-1999 I was working at a small, highly-rated gourmet shop on Beacon Hill in Boston. It was at the height of the impeachment trial and Kerry had just flown back to Boston. Once he had gotten to his Beacon Hill home at 19 Louisburg Square (yes, the same one mortgaged and site of the infamous "little dig" episode where Kerry and Heinz had a fire hydrant moved around the corner to add another parking spot) he gave our store a call just as we were closing. He asked if he could sneak down real quick to get a few items and the manager agreed.

When he got down to the store he knocked and we let him in. He was wearing his brand-new looking Vietnam Vets leather jacket that always stood out as a cry for admiration (who knew he served?). As a conservative and having already met him multiple times before, I didn't see this as an appropriate time to reveal my political belief system since I felt it would be a waste of time and breath so I casually asked how he was doing. Assuming I knew of his current position as a member of the highest-profile jury since Andrew Johnson, he said "It's tough dealing with sexual fanatics."

Then Kerry moved over to the meat section and was having a conversation with the butcher on duty when one of the employees, an attractive 15 year-old hispanic girl, walked by to get to the back of the store. As she approached Kerry gave a purring hello and then as she passed, grabbed a package of beef and while staring at the 15-year-old's, er, posterior, pronounced, "Now that's a nice piece of meat."

I wanted to belt the guy right then and there. Needless to say I didn't.

Anyways, it's not a blockbuster story but illustrates that Kerry is another in a large club on the left that profess to be a "Champion of Women" just for political posturing/gain while in the background are just salivating (and maybe more) at every pretty thing that comes their way. Bill Clinton would be proud.

So if you see Kerry on the trail in a state near you, yell out "Nice piece of meat" and see what kind of reaction you get.

[savedbygrace]

Story headline: "Kerry not Vegetarian"

[Howlin]

Thanks for your story.

Now, what the scoop that Susan Estrich was talking about last week, that the whole town knows he cheats on Teresa.

[torchthemummy]

Exactly. Some women have said what some think is the kiss-of-death for a possible relationship that I'm a "nice guy." I always calmly retort that I am not so much a nice guy as a gentleman.

[ladyjane]

While I was not an eyewitness to the event with the young lady, there is no question but what he has an eye for the ladies. I personally have been ogled by John. I had the impression he prefers the topside view but then maybe he likes both. This is first person experience, not hearsay.

[torchthemummy]

This is 100% true and not a hand-me-down story. I've told many people this story but never broadcasted it. I am not just felt I needed to relay a very revealing close encounter with a national figure who now happens to be the front-runner for the Dems nomination. This is not to create a news story but to share with my fellow freepers and lurkers what is a well-known fact around these parts.

[petercooper]

pictures - where are the pictures??

[siunevada]

I agree. It's a witness statement.

The trier of fact has to judge the witness' credibility.


She was 15! He was old enough to be her grandfather. That's creepy!

[Right Wing Professor]

I have no problem with his noticing a woman's looks, and even on his commenting on them. The problem, IMHO, is when he refers to another human being as a piece of inanimate flesh.

[leadpenny]

Future reference!

[AnalogReigns]

Wasn't disputing its truthfulness, only confirming that you are the writer/witness.

As a native to Washington DC, when you see the staff of various congressmen, it doesn't take a genius to know, MANY of them have an eye for the young ladies. No question.

Find out how many have married (or have mistresses)of interns or staff girls 1/3 their age, and its not uncommon at all.

I've talked to various staffers too, and some of the politicians are notorious pigs--word gets around, except, somehow often not to the voters.

[onedoug]

As he said: "It's tough dealing with sexual fanatics."

[Fintan]

It's probably Bush's fault.

[HitmanLV]

It is creepy, but to be fair, men can be boorish at times, sometimes at the worst possible moments.

Here in Las Vegas (no shortage of foxy chickies here), women of all sorts of ages have sexual appeal, which admittedly is creepy but it's also a fact of life.

I am 36 now, and a couple of years back, at a Port of Subs, my eye was caught by a petite, foxy, well built young woman. I did what I do best, chatting her up, figuring in my mind she was early 20s.

After a couple of minutes of small talk it became clear I was hitting on a high school Sophmore or Junior (she explained she just came out of her HS Chemistry final)! I shifted gears and kept it friendly and light, got my sandwitch, and got out of there!

To be fair to Mr Kerry, when I didn't know she was 16 or so, the running commentary inside my head was considerably more raw than 'nice piece of meat!' Haha! To be fair to me, I kept those thoughts to myself, and when I realized the imbalance in our ages, I aborted quickly.

[Right Wing Professor]

Let me just quiz you on a detail. I used to live on Beacon Hill.

I presume the store was Savenor's. You said it was near closing. It closes at 8:30 p.m. on weekdays (I'm assuming it was Thursday or Friday night, Kerry having flown back from Washington that day). If it was during the impeachment, it was wintertime. In winter, in Massachusetts, 15 year olds can work no later than 7 p.m.. Are you sure the girl was 15?

[torchthemummy]

"I've talked to various staffers too, and some of the politicians are notorious pigs--word gets around, except, somehow often not to the voters."

Exactly. I always found the whole encounter too surreal - almost too good to be true but there I was and that's what happened. Somehow, coupled with him in the middle of an impeachment trial of a president lieing under oath about a sexual relationship made the whole episode seem more defiant than ironic.

[torchthemummy]

The same of Julia Child's fame (when it was in Cambridge of course before the fire)

I'm quite certain she was fifteen but she may have been sixteen. Never checked her ID.

[Lancey Howard]

BUMP

[Muleteam1]

Oh well, if one of the Dems happen to get into the White House in 2004 we can always look forward to catching him with his zipper down. It's a trait of all Democratic men especially MA Dems.

Muleteam1

[Right Wing Professor]

I'm quite certain she was fifteen but she may have been sixteen.

Mostly it's for my own sake. Having said I have no problem with his just looking, I'd be a little happier if she'd been 16 :-)

[ctonious]

Unfortunately - NOW, and all these sanctimonious feminists, have been outed as craven hypocrites - ready to vote for anybody willing to give away the "most store", in exchange for a pass for just about any personal behavior. And that goes for just about every selfish, POS interest group under the 'Rat umbrella.

These parasitical pieces of garbage will rue the day when the social compact breaks down - and the capable and meritorious abandon the rules too.......