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Death of a Salesman: Can John Kerry sell John Kerry?
Slate ^ | 1/27/2004 | William Saletan

Posted on 01/27/2004 10:44:48 PM PST by Utah Girl

HAMPTON, N.H.—Tonight, John Kerry heads south and west from New Hampshire, widely acclaimed as the Democratic Party's presumptive presidential nominee. "Dated Dean, Married Kerry," goes the slogan of the hour. But before this rebound relationship drifts to the altar, maybe Democrats should ask what they're getting in Kerry. After watching him for a year and seeing him work New Hampshire, here's my warning: You're getting a guy who has plenty of selling points but can't make the sale himself.

Like my colleague Chris Suellentrop, I've watched the Kerry surge with amazement. I've asked myself how Kerry is persuading previously skeptical voters to change their minds about him. The answer is, he isn't. Other people are doing the persuasion. Other people are doing the testimonial ads, as first lady Christie Vilsack did for Kerry in Iowa. Other people are firing up his crowds. Other people are telling his story. Other people are touting his virtues at rallies because he doesn't reliably display those virtues himself. The man who stood up to serve his country as a soldier is being propped up as a candidate.

Two days ago I went to a Kerry rally in Nashua, an hour west of here. Kerry had the biggest and best of everything. I had just come from a John Edwards rally in a beaten-up, slightly cramped school gym a few miles away. The gym hosting Kerry's rally was gorgeous, capacious, and brand new. Edwards' event was at the local junior high; Kerry's was at the high school. Behind Kerry hung an American flag 30 feet tall and 50 feet wide, the hugest I've seen on the campaign trail. The opening act was New Hampshire's most beloved Democrat, former Gov. Jeanne Shaheen.

At Edwards' rally, the candidate was introduced for maybe three minutes and spent the rest of the event making the pitch himself. A Kerry rally is nothing like that. It's more like a roast. First Shaheen sang Kerry's praises. Then a former state senator sang Kerry's praises. Then Ted Kennedy sang Kerry's praises. Then Kennedy's son, Rep. Patrick Kennedy, D-R.I., sang Kerry's praises. Then Kerry spoke for a bit and handed the mike to his stepson and wife, who sang Kerry's praises. It's like going to a concert and sitting through a bunch of speeches in which the musician's friends attest, "This guy can sing."

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; johnkerry; kerry; nh
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To: gipper81
" Kerry has an ACU rating of 6."

A certified extremist. Far from "the mainstream." His record is deep, long and inescapable. He's better for us than Dean.

21 posted on 01/28/2004 11:36:50 AM PST by cookcounty (JohnFoneyFaceKerry: "The only man in history to be on both sides of 3 wars.")
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To: nutmeg
"I couldn't decide whether to laugh or wince as Kennedy, the lifelong legislator, exalted Kerry's "two terms" in Vietnam—then corrected his description, incorrectly, to "two sessions." (Pssst, Senator … the word is tours.)"

For the record: Kerry did not serve 2 tours in Vietnam. He seved aboard a Navy ship in the South China Sea. Then, later, he went to Vietnam for 3 1/2 months where he commanded a Mekong Delta river patrol "fast boat." He asked to leave VN, citing the fact that he had (already!) been awarded 3 purple hearts for wounds, the nature of which he has refused to disclose to the public.

22 posted on 01/28/2004 11:44:54 AM PST by cookcounty (JohnFKerry: "The only man in history to be on both sides of 3 wars.")
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To: nutmeg
Good article. Thanks for the post.

I loved this line describing pumpkin head Teddy:

It's strange that a man who charged into enemy fire should prove so physically inferior, as a politician, to a man whose greatest athletic feat during the Vietnam era was swimming ashore at Chappaquiddick.

23 posted on 01/28/2004 12:59:13 PM PST by Bigg Red (Never again trust Democrats with national security!)
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To: cookcounty
He asked to leave VN, citing the fact that he had (already!) been awarded 3 purple hearts for wounds, the nature of which he has refused to disclose to the public.

Minor shrapnel wounds....

Boston Globe, 6/16/2003: .........Along with Kerry's unquestionable and repeated bravery, he also took an action that has received far less notice: He requested and was granted a transfer out of Vietnam six months before his combat tour was slated to end on the grounds that he had earned three Purple Hearts. None of his wounds was disabling; he said one cost him two days of service and the other two did not lead to any absence.

Not to disparage what he did for his Bronze Star and Silver Star but his Purple Hearts sound like the old MASH episode where Frank Burns put in for a Purple Heart for "shell fragment injury" after he got an egg-shell fragment in his eye while making an omlette.

24 posted on 01/28/2004 1:15:31 PM PST by Polybius
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To: Utah Girl
Bump for later....
25 posted on 01/28/2004 1:19:16 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Bigg Red
I loved this line describing pumpkin head Teddy:

It's strange that a man who charged into enemy fire should prove so physically inferior, as a politician, to a man whose greatest athletic feat during the Vietnam era was swimming ashore at Chappaquiddick.

Same here! That's what prompted me to ping my list to the article. Rush read that line on the air at least two times, chuckling as if he couldn't believe what he was reading. LOL

26 posted on 01/28/2004 2:10:11 PM PST by nutmeg (What happens at CPAC stays at CPAC!)
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To: nutmeg
Physically, Kerry's repertoire is painfully limited.

Bill Maher made a gret observation when he said that Kerry looked like "one of the talking trees from The Wizard of Oz".

27 posted on 01/28/2004 3:49:31 PM PST by jmc813 (Help save a life - www.marrow.org)
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To: Jaysun
The fact that he's doing so well is testimony to how woefully inadequate his comrades are.

Yeah, but celebrity has its own allure. Think of any number of cultural fads.

28 posted on 01/28/2004 6:52:13 PM PST by lepton
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To: Polybius
would slipping on the engineroom ladder and scraping my shin at Normandy during German shellfire get me a 'purple heart' if I applied for it?--it didn't keep me out of action for long either--sounds just like a kerry deal-
29 posted on 01/28/2004 7:21:38 PM PST by cmotormac44
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To: cmotormac44
would slipping on the engineroom ladder and scraping my shin at Normandy during German shellfire get me a 'purple heart' if I applied for it?--it didn't keep me out of action for long either--sounds just like a kerry deal-

It's worth a try. :-)

30 posted on 01/28/2004 11:04:02 PM PST by Polybius
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To: cmotormac44
Sorry I didn't know Kerry when I was in 'Nam 35 years ago. I cut my hand with a machete while I was trying to chop up a pineapple. I've always laughingly shown off the scar as my "war wound."

And to think I could have gotten out of the bush three months earlier!

32 posted on 02/10/2004 10:01:05 AM PST by HIDEK6
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To: Utah Girl

33 posted on 04/29/2004 11:37:49 PM PDT by Smartass (BUSH & CHENEY 2004 - THE BEST GET BETTER)
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To: Utah Girl; cronus

A PICTURE IS WORTH ATHOUSAND WORDS...


34 posted on 05/02/2004 1:01:57 PM PDT by Smartass (BUSH & CHENEY 2004 - THE BEST GET BETTER)
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To: Utah Girl; PhilDragoo; Ragtime Cowgirl; Cindy; SusanTK; McGavin999; AdmSmith; seamole; Valin; ...
60s MAKEOVER FOR SALE AT ANY PRICE!

35 posted on 05/22/2004 6:28:27 PM PDT by Smartass ( BUSH & CHENEY IN 2004 - Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: Utah Girl; All


36 posted on 05/22/2004 6:30:58 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Hanoi Kerry is a traitor)
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To: Smartass

37 posted on 05/22/2004 6:43:19 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Hanoi Kerry is a traitor)
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To: Bigg Red; MeekOneGOP; Happy2BMe; PhilDragoo; potlatch; Mia T; ntnychik; Alamo-Girl; onyx; ...


WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?


       Teddy the Great Patriot 
38 posted on 05/22/2004 7:53:44 PM PDT by devolve (````````````````` [..........................Hello from Sunny South Florida.............)
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To: devolve

Lol, I've been hunting for this one. Anything that hides one inch of Teddys face is a blessing!!


39 posted on 05/22/2004 10:31:31 PM PDT by potlatch ( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
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To: Smartass; devolve; PhilDragoo

Wow, psychedelic!! Peter Max could have designed that!!


40 posted on 05/22/2004 10:36:57 PM PDT by potlatch ( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
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