DEAN PEOPLE SUCK ;) (Tongue in cheek parody fun!)

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[Gorons]

Campaign Photos

	Frustrated Howard Dean Loses It So much for Howard Dean and his non-bathing pack of latte drinking, anti-war, metrosexuals. How y'all feelin' today?
	Dean feeds Baby to Crocky Howard Dean's much talked about fits of anger have rarely been seen to such a level. To the surprise, shock and horror of attendees at an Iowa campaign rally, Democrats watched as an enraged Dean fed a baby boy to a hungry crocodile. Afterwards, Dean instructed the crowd to, "shut the f--k up when he's talking!" Following the ordeal, an aid to the campaign excused Governor Dean by telling reporters, "Howard has been under a lot of stress lately, he regrets the incident and promises never to do it again."
	Sloppy Seconds After being scorned by his first love, Albert Gore, the senator from Connecticut has decided to pursue relations with the former first lady. Lieberman is quoted as saying, "It's too bad Bill didn't know a good thing when he had it. Hillary's got spunk, she's a great dresser and has an Arkansas booty to die for".
	Official 'Anger Management Tour' Look for the Dean People Suck bus coming to mental healthcare facility near you. The inside of the bus has padded walls, 4-point restraints and enough sedatives to calm 10,000 pre-menopausal, sexually frustrated Hillary Clintons.
	Doctor Dean Punishing Himself for Latest Gaffe Sorry Doc, the Soviet Union is gone, George Bush did not plan 9/11 and today most people think it's rude to refer to Asian-Americans as 'Orientals'.
	The Deanster Getin' His Groove On Sharpton still unhappy about the Confederate flag comment.
	Dean Threatening Democratic Party Chairman "...if I don't receive this party's nomination, I will shove the snotty end of this finger in Terry McAuliffe's Clinton-lovin' pie hole."
	Dean Showing Sharpton Who's Boss Big Al listens as Dean explains what he plans to teach White America about Blacks.
	Dean Supporters Meet the common folk Howard Dean's southern strategy appears to be working.
	Mouth of a Giant Sometimes it seems as though Dean's 5-foot 2-inch frame can barely contain his big mouth.

[Gorons]

Enjoy :P~

[dc-zoo]

Wonder what they charge.

[GeronL]

OK.. the LIEberman-Hillary thing did not have to be in there... that was disgusting =o)

[Gorons]

Nothing like Arkansas booty ;) haha ...

[GeronL]

OK, OK I'll take that as a big fat connection

[laredo44]

DEAN PEOPLE SUCK

Oops, I thought you were referencing the fact that his campaign support is disproportionately homosexual.

[gcruse]

"Non-bathing metrosexual..."

??? Someone isn't too clear on the concept.