BIN LADEN CAPTURE DENIED (HUH? - This a real headline.)

Sky News ^ | 1/22/04

[Eva]

Nah, there were a couple of articles last night (and for the past couple of days) that the Pakistanis had captured an Al Qaeda leader and were going to turn him over to the US. He was some bomb expert from Africa who had some connection to the bombing of one of the US embassies. This is just typical hype from one of the English yellow rags.

[savedbygrace]

Khadaffi has him.....wants to trade him for dennis kucinich

Problem is he also wants a future daft choice.

[G.Mason]

I went down to the end [post #60] and no one has yet commented on your picture post.

I thought that it was great!

Thanks for the laugh.

[SirAllen]

10:00 ET Dow +15, Nasdaq +1, S&P +1.08: [BRIEFING.COM] The market maintains its faborable stance... [snip] Separately, the dollar is getting a lift against the euro by an unsubstantiated rumor of Osama Bin Laden's capture, according to a Reuters report...

[ZULU]

I hope so. Its a nice thought. Or at least his pickled head.

[Dog]

Fellas I am really wondering who we captured Sunday in Karachi.

[mewzilla]

Boy, it it was UBL, could we have kept it quiet this long? Saddamn's stayed secret for what, 18 hours?

[leprechaun9]

I think OBL shaved his beard, got a YANKEE ball cap and is driving a cab in NYC! The problem is - which cab?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Steve Bartman

[Dog]

Ayman Zawahiri..

[Jim Robinson]

Breaking: Osama bin Laden Still Dead! Film at 11.

[erasmus605]

Bush planted the rumor to boost the sagging US economy!
It's all a plan to get him re-elected!
It's Halliburton's fault.
Vote Dean!

[swarthyguy]

>>Saddamn's stayed secret for what, 18 hours?

He,he that's what u think.

[bayourod]

Bush wants to wait until thirty minutes before Kerry's aceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention to announce the news of the capture.
Meanwhile we have slipped Willie Nelson in to replace OBL.

[demnomo]

Zawahiri? Wow, now that would be something!

Personally, I think that OBL's body lies under the rocks of Tora Bora...

[tractorman]

OBL is hiding under one of Teddy's chins.

[Poohbah]

I knew it! I knew that Osama was REALLY Bert!

[mewzilla]

I'd settle for Zawahiri :)

[erasmus605]

Nope, he's actually working at 7-11.
The same one Hillary said that Ghandi was working at? No, No! It was a taxi stand.

[Redcloak]

And in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.