'Dear John' Letter # 1010:
The view we have of the Liberals of Amelika is they rather resemble the aunt who used to be hidden in the attic, eh?!
Her mutterings and shrieks are best kept far off, lest our ears and eyes and, in general, our sensibilities, be placed in jeopardy.
The War Cry against Bush-controlled-conservative-idiots was wonderfully encapsulated in that Final Concession WHOOPSIE-DO near-psychotic 'VICTORY" Yell emitted by the Dean of Dismay and Disgust.
Chilling visceral reactions were had by All, with that one...
'Twas Prime Time material for the Late Night Talk Show Hosts!
The steadily narrowing field of contenders yields a new title for the dwarf (as in stunted mental growth) retinue - it rapidly is being winnowed down to The Falderal Four - Kerry, Dean, Edwards and Clark.
We now enter the hallowed Killing Grounds of New Hampshire, before facing the Ultimate Test of Fortitude and plain ole guts...my South Carolina Bring-'m-All Back-to-Reality Proving Ground of Gentle Men and Gentle Ladies!
Who will withstand against all of us gun totin', pick-em-up truck lovin' and flag(s) wavin' Patriots?!
We listened to a kindred spirit cowpoke from Texas in 2000, and set his boots a'walkin' all the way to the White House!!
Don't think the Four will pass our muster, demanding character and some modicum of dignity...
Standing out after the State of The Union Address was their 'Chosen One' Follow-up Act - Nancy-Smancy Pelosi-Wosi.
Have to admire her creative ability, counting as she did upon the deep down depths of the Liberal Gene Pool to take as gospel anything she says.
She looked the camera squarely in the eye and poked ours with a bony finger, conjuring up the words of The Earlier JFK, quoting with unabashed bastardization (sorry, Billie) barefaced audacity Her Version of His Words:
"Ask not what The World can do for you" - but rather, "What you can do for The World!!!!!
The truly sad thing is the majority of Liberal Listeners swallowed that hook, line and sinker, all the Gaggling Guppies of Gutless Groupies....(Howzat, Johnny Mac?..:))
Enough from me, already, Your Excellency of the Written Word...by the way, you more than earn the Royal Robe Miss Billie added to the Finest Budget just for you...
Loveya,
